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Someone in the crowd has died of boredom

Just now, PloKoon13 said:

This game has been so unbearably tedious that it's almost inevitable that they're going to equalise in the 89th minute.

It's just slowed down ever so slightly in the past minute or two

6 minutes ago, Bob stark said:

Cucurella can be one my fave. I just love player who smash their pass 

Exactly, first couple hit with purpose and accuracy, i like him already.

8 minutes ago, ducavis said:

Random; what changes if we sign Aubameyang or Ronaldo? Havertz isn’t missing chances because there is none been created.

37 or 27 year old cr7? 

23 minutes ago, timetowaste said:

Kante? He's been rubbish he's offered nothing in this game

Nothing from an attacking perspective but has broken a lot of counters. His first half was better though.

Edited August 6, 20223 yr by RomansRoubles

1 minute ago, AlwaysRight said:

Good cross from Cuca, he looks far better than Chilwell was. He's very fast and direct.

If he got the assist there it would be a big question who should start between them cause Chilly won the penalty but Coocoo would have had an assist...

This is going to be the longest 90 mins match ever.

Just going to bury my head in the sand for 5 minutes and pretend this is normal 

Glad Pep never got his hands on Cucurella even though I am not sure Tuchel will use him well. From the little I have seen you could use him as a playmaker from LB. Remember Pep using Alaba as a playmaker for a season at Bayern, and he was brilliant.

Just now, Kev56 said:

Exactly, first couple hit with purpose and accuracy, i like him already.

Smash pass = higher tempo 👍👍

 

Appalling corners, you’d think bc they are scoring opportunities TT would drill them in, set pieces in general are woeful and our best taker Alonso has left the proceedings 

1 minute ago, Valerie said:

This is going to be the longest 90 mins match ever.

It’s going to be 115 minutes+ in total 

Edited August 6, 20223 yr by azpi28

1 minute ago, Liam said:

It's just slowed down ever so slightly in the past minute or two

The quality of football has been so poor that I've been driven to drink.

Just now, Valerie said:

This is going to be the longest 90 mins match ever.

An amazing intro for the rest the season, tune in next week for more!

1 minute ago, Gol15 said:

If he got the assist there it would be a big question who should start between them cause Chilly won the penalty but Coocoo would have had an assist...

It is quite easy. Cucu will start, Chillwell will need time to get back to his best. 

Perhaps we should call Cucurella, Joe.

Seems to look like Joe Wicks

Honestly forgot Pulisic was on the pitch until the commentator mentioned his name

3 minutes ago, PloKoon13 said:

Someone in the crowd has died of boredom

I’m jealous. 

Just now, PloKoon13 said:

Honestly forgot Pulisic was on the pitch until the commentator mentioned his name

Certainly doesn't feel like he is going to turn his Chelsea career around any time soon.

How is that a foul?

Oh god, 10 minutes extra time.

tony pulisic cant make a tackle without fouling

I think we should Bin TT off, get a coach that’ll bin Jorjis slow play and get f**kung Zidane in, I’m bored of this pish Tommy!??

Wow 10 min of stoppage