Just now, just said:

At last the commentators picking up on the fact we don't have a centre-forward.

Mine suggested Chelsea is the strikers' graveyard. So harsh.

We can’t pass the ball 5 yards FFS

Lampard needs to hold to hands up and admit management isn't for him like Neville did.

3 minutes ago, just said:

At last the commentators picking up on the fact we don't have a centre-forward.

Wow three years too late.

4 minutes ago, Munkworth said:

I’ve eaten my ice cream. It’s all on @Valerie now. 

I'm eating easter eggs. Slam dunk for us.

K2 done

Bad enough that we can't shoot for sh*t but our passing is so horrendous currently that we kind of deserve everythig that we are inevitably going to get

Cucurella coming on. What could go wrong?

At least we all now know why Havertz plays ... might not be great, but he is still the best option we have ... 

Just now, Argo said:

Lampard needs to hold to hands up and admit management isn't for him like Neville did.

Spot On

5 minutes ago, just said:

At last the commentators picking up on the fact we don't have a centre-forward.

Wow three years too late.

Cucu on for KK who done his leg in that recovery run.

Cucurella? Are you f**king kidding me???

I give it ten minutes before they get their second from a corner.

1 minute ago, Argo said:

Lampard needs to hold to hands up and admit management isn't for him like Neville did.

Yep 100%

we'll be ok now - Cucurella coming on 

Never gonna win f**k all with out a f**king goal scorer, it's so f**king painfully obvious.

So remind me - WHY do every coach we have prefer Cucurella to Trev in the back three? I’m obviously missing something

Our defense instantly feels more secure now Cucurellas on

1 minute ago, Argo said:

Lampard needs to hold to hands up and admit management isn't for him like Neville did.

He is 44 and very ambitious. Maybe this level is not his level but level of intelligence and knowledge of football should give him a good basis for being a coach or part of a coaching team. 

Yeah we need another attacker. 

4 minutes ago, Sexyfootball said:

We are so static .. even in defence ... 

Is static another way of saying sh*t?

Just now, Valerie said:

Mine suggested Chelsea is the strikers' graveyard. So harsh.

We have been to be fair over a long period of time. Hasselbaink, Gudjohnsen, Drogba, Anelka and Costa have been the only decent ones in well over 20 years. Anelka and Gudjohnsen weren't even out and out strikers in our side either. 

We've got Super Frankie Lampard

He knows exactly what we need

Cucu at the back

Sterling in attack

Chelsea gonna flop the Champions League 😭

Just now, AndyDowsleftflank said:

So remind me - WHY do every coach we have prefer Cucurella to Trev in the back three? I’m obviously missing something

Better positionally. Better passer.

But more importantly to the answer, he cost about £60m more

James feels restricted this season, something's up.