He’ll get an assist or a goal against the worst PL side in history on 7th Feb, or some kind of contribution against Championship Hull in the FA Cup, and all the xg spreadsheets will be out again 😅, guys guys.. the data! He moves the ball into forward areas! Forget the eyes!

He was piss poor at Utd and is piss poor for us and will be piss poor to whoever we eventually manage to ship him off to in a year or two's time unless his ego allows him to realise that if he wants to be a regular first team player anywhere he needs to drop down to a bottom half of the league French team. He will never ever make regular waves in a team competing for big trophies.

Neto is only marginally better and Gittens about as poor but those conversations are for their threads.

20 minutes ago, GarnachoCheese said:

Very poor game from him, I’ve covered this in the match day thread multiple times. I will be posting any clips that come to my attention as I don’t want to be a hypocrite. I expect the same from every poster going out of their way to @ me for Lomba’s next disaster class (inevitably next game).

Well darn that is a let down...

Who is Lomba? Neto? Don't rate him either.

Garnacho, Gittens and Neto have given me a new appreciation of Willian and Pedro Rodriguez

Well that was a performance to forget. Not quite sure what the SDs saw in him besides youth and a lot of experience. He's quite scruffy on the ball, loses possession a lot, and offers no cover for his full back.

6 hours ago, PhilH930 said:

Well that was a performance to forget. Not quite sure what the SDs saw in him besides youth and a lot of experience. He's quite scruffy on the ball, loses possession a lot, and offers no cover for his full back.

He didn’t have any confidence to attack his FB but how he poor he was in defence just shows poor poor attitude.. I can excuse lack of skill but lack of desire and application is cheating the fans and your team mates.. if I were Badi or Hato I would be furious with him - his performance showed them up aswell.

7 hours ago, GarnachoCheese said:

Very poor game from him, I’ve covered this in the match day thread multiple times. I will be posting any clips that come to my attention as I don’t want to be a hypocrite. I expect the same from every poster going out of their way to @ me for Lomba’s next disaster class (inevitably next game).

Nonsense. When it is Neto, you are happy to take the piss and constantly post videos. Why not do the same with Garnacho? Oh, you are going to bring in the same old age exemption. What did you do after we played Napoli. Post another video of Neto's errors. Funny how you don't do the same with Garnacho. Selective, very much it is clear.

If you do post vids, it is only because people are calling you out for it. And it is weird that you are meant to be a supporter but it seems you relish and want Neto to have a bad game so you can continue your repetitive, tiresome 'humour' you post in the player thread. Neto was not great when he came on but did a lot more than Garnacho did and put in a superb ball, which unfortunately, no player converted. I am sure you would have highlighted this if Garnacho did this.. prob skipped you mind because you are wanting Neto to fail to support your narrative.

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Two sides of the same bad penny IMO. Hot and cold bang average for the level they are playing at.

As a great Ukrainian once said

2 hours ago, STATS said:

Nonsense. When it is Neto, you are happy to take the piss and constantly post videos. Why not do the same with Garnacho? Oh, you are going to bring in the same old age exemption. What did you do after we played Napoli. Post another video of Neto's errors. Funny how you don't do the same with Garnacho. Selective, very much it is clear.

If you do post vids, it is only because people are calling you out for it. And it is weird that you are meant to be a supporter but it seems you relish and want Neto to have a bad game so you can continue your repetitive, tiresome 'humour' you post in the player thread. Neto was not great when he came on but did a lot more than Garnacho did and put in a superb ball, which unfortunately, no player converted. I am sure you would have highlighted this if Garnacho did this.. prob skipped you mind because you are wanting Neto to fail to support your narrative.

Did you not read the bit where I said I’d be posting any clips I see online? Angry when I defend a player, angry when I don’t. Your attitude is awful.

The irony of Garnacho having a bad game and you spend the 90 mins and days after @ing me. You’re the one here wanting a Chelsea player to have a bad game.

Calm down, you’re letting yourself get upset over nothing. The forum doesn’t want to read your paragraphs of emotional turmoil because I didn’t defend Garnacho after a bad game like you hoped I would.

2 hours ago, Scott said:

Two sides of the same bad penny IMO. Hot and cold bang average for the level they are playing at.

As a great Ukrainian once said

Speaking of great Ukrainian’s, one of those would solve our issues on the LW…

A lack of skill I can accept. Lack of hard work and responsibility I cannot.

Sterling, Mudryk, Gittens, Garnacho - Lets just say we’ve been less than brilliant in identifying decent left wingers since Blueco took over, but Garnacho is actually the worst. I’m unsure of the potential of George, but I keep wondering where he’d be today if we just played him ahead of all the duds mentioned above

Garnacho £40,000,000

Gittens £52,000,000

Pedro Neto £54,000,000

Whoever is in charge of our scouting network and is OK’ing such fees for players that wouldn’t look out of place in the Championship (League One for Gittens) needs castrating.

Outside of Estevao we don’t have an available winger capable of taking on their man and putting in a decent cross/shot.

Insane we are where we are in the league with such an absolute dearth of quality in the wide areas.

3 hours ago, GarnachoCheese said:

Did you not read the bit where I said I’d be posting any clips I see online? Angry when I defend a player, angry when I don’t. Your attitude is awful.

The irony of Garnacho having a bad game and you spend the 90 mins and days after @ing me. You’re the one here wanting a Chelsea player to have a bad game.

Calm down, you’re letting yourself get upset over nothing. The forum doesn’t want to read your paragraphs of emotional turmoil because I didn’t defend Garnacho after a bad game like you hoped I would.

Hahah. Got your knickers in a twist once again. The only one upset is you. I am just giving the same energy you give Neto back to you. The forum has seen your trolling behaviour. Seems you can’t take criticism.

I don’t think there has been one person who has ever called me out for my attitude or I have been rude to so that is a new one. But yes, I get irritated at ‘supporters’ who pick on one player and show complete hatred and are proven to be hypocrites. 🙂

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2 hours ago, STATS said:

Hahah. Got your knickers in a twist once again. The only one upset is you. I am just giving the same energy you give Neto back to you. The forum has seen your trolling behaviour. Seems you can’t take criticism.

I don’t think there has been one person who has ever called me out for my attitude or I have been rude to so that is a new one. But yes, I get irritated at ‘supporters’ who pick on one player and show complete hatred and are proven to be hypocrites. 🙂

I complain about Neto. You complain about me.

We aren’t the same, rent free.

He's not even half the player Mudryk is

4 hours ago, The Boehly Babes said:

Garnacho £40,000,000

Gittens £52,000,000

Pedro Neto £54,000,000

Again, not sure how no one at this club was charged with embezzlement.

Garnacho should be the player that the owners look at and really start questioning the judgement of our recruitment team. Yesterday it looked like he'd never played a match before, it was truly pathetic.

I don’t rate him, i don’t see us improving our squad just the constant horse trading kicking that debt can along.

In defence of him and all the young players we have it’s very difficult at our club. Yesterday a prime example, him and Hato, the back 4. All looked like players who had never played together because they hadn’t. We have no partnerships, no combinations. Whether that be a centre back pairing or a full back winger etc. we have none. It’s a team game, not 11 strangers randomly chosen by the medical team because the stats say they’re ready.

12 hours ago, Scott said:

Two sides of the same bad penny IMO. Hot and cold bang average for the level they are playing at.

As a great Ukrainian once said

I would say more along these lines:

10 hours ago, GarnachoCheese said:

@Sconnie Blue was this from your nightmares last night?

On 29/01/2026 at 12:59, STATS said:

Honestly needs to get in the gym. He came on last night and rather than help us on the counter, he lost the ball twice in physical duels. The second time was nearly costly. Both him and Gittens get shrugged off way too easily. Defo needs to do some upper body training, because I think him and Gittens can offer a lot more once they do this.

Video has been released of Garnacho working out at the gym.

After this he had a rigourous workout on the bouncy castle.

Think we all need to remember all of our players are pretty young and will have good and bad days more often than not - all part of the process.

Only reason we're still in the tie against Arsenal tonight is because of him - and Neto (who's more often than not crap too) 😁

On 01/02/2026 at 04:05, STATS said:

Nonsense. When it is Neto, you are happy to take the piss and constantly post videos. Why not do the same with Garnacho? Oh, you are going to bring in the same old age exemption. What did you do after we played Napoli. Post another video of Neto's errors. Funny how you don't do the same with Garnacho. Selective, very much it is clear.

If you do post vids, it is only because people are calling you out for it. And it is weird that you are meant to be a supporter but it seems you relish and want Neto to have a bad game so you can continue your repetitive, tiresome 'humour' you post in the player thread. Neto was not great when he came on but did a lot more than Garnacho did and put in a superb ball, which unfortunately, no player converted. I am sure you would have highlighted this if Garnacho did this.. prob skipped you mind because you are wanting Neto to fail to support your narrative.

I blocked him ages ago mate my life has been enriched

1 hour ago, Bebe1980 said:

Think we all need to remember all of our players are pretty young and will have good and bad days more often than not - all part of the process.

Only reason we're still in the tie against Arsenal tonight is because of him - and Neto (who's more often than not crap too) 😁

So are everybody else's though

All of our players are young though, it’s been designed this way so there is clearly a problem with the design.

I didn’t want jacquet, I don’t know anything about the kid to be honest he could be great but he was just the wrong profile of player at 19. With Levi, Josh, Hato, Ansilmeno, Sarr. We have young CB’s with potential what we need and what they need is a leader at the back to play with and learn from……. The whole world except our boardroom can see it.

It’s ridiculous to still be sitting here saying we need an experienced spine while spending 100’s of more millions on bang average wingers and teenagers.

Again.