Gonna say, careful with posting that, banter police will be on it soon, “leave him alone” “who cares what he does” “no bullying”

Maybe the idea is that if he now looks like Barcola he’ll start playing like him. Smart.

Jah Wick

The last bomboclat.

7 hours ago, PloKoon13 said:

Is the guy on his left his brother? They look very similar, right down to the matching eyebrows.

Our Garnacho is the tit with the braids.

We paid 40 million quid to sign this fckucking retard.

1 hour ago, bluedave said:

Our Garnacho is the tit with the braids.

Well he isn't my Garnacho! To be fair when we used to go abroad on holiday with my daughter, she also liked to get her hair braided.

But then she was 10 and was already a lot tougher than Gazpacho.

4 hours ago, just said:

Well he isn't my Garnacho! To be fair when we used to go abroad on holiday with my daughter, she also liked to get her hair braided.

But then she was 10 and was already a lot tougher than Gazpacho.

Does she also have a gigantic tattoo of a clown on her back? That's how we know our Garnacho is a real tough guy.

On 26/06/2026 at 23:22, timetowaste said:

Just when you think it can't get any worse

Reminds me of Milli Vanilli. They couldn’t sing which is apt as neither of the above can play football either.

14 hours ago, 19seventyone said:

Reminds me of Milli Vanilli. They couldn’t sing which is apt as neither of the above can play football either.

Ahhh, that takes me back.

4 hours ago, Valerie said:

Ahhh, that takes me back.

Girl, you know it’s true. 😂

Roma interested in him. Please be true.

I imagine the questions they asked were something along the lines of:
"Wtf is wrong with him?"
"Is he actually that bad?"
"What were you thinking when you signed him?!"
And so on...

On 27/06/2026 at 03:58, PloKoon13 said:

Is the guy on his left his brother? They look very similar, right down to the matching eyebrows.

That's the man himself with fake braids. It's a before/after picture.

He looks baked to me, quick someone do a piss test.

3 hours ago, Scott said:

That's the man himself with fake braids. It's a before/after picture.

Is that toddler on the right our latest South American signing? Do Strasbourg know?

1 hour ago, Valerie said:

Is that toddler on the right our latest South American signing? Do Strasbourg know?

Garnacho striking the pose because after about 10 minutes of effort he has just been able to get the ball off the toddler.

He's going nowhere then

These imbeciles bought him last summer for £40m fixed fee. What club in their right mind would offer anything close to it for Garnacho now?

2 hours ago, abramovich said:

These imbeciles bought him last summer for £40m fixed fee. What club in their right mind would offer anything close to it for Garnacho now?

It's going to be incredibly difficult to sell him permanently. His remaining book value is £34m and United have a 10% sell on clause.

Never want to see this little sh*t in Chelsea blue ever again.

But the person who signed him last year for that amount should be sacked. Signing this guy should be a sackable offense.

6 hours ago, WhiteWall said:

He's going nowhere then

Ahahahahaha (make it stop) ahahahaha (kill me) ahahahaha.

Can we just give him away in a raffle or something?

24 minutes ago, Scott Harris said:

Ahahahahaha (make it stop) ahahahaha (kill me) ahahahaha.

I am not sure that I believe any of these reports tbh. These people cannot surely be so thick and thick skinned to come out with these nonsensical valuations. This is surely trolling by others at our expense. The club have absolutely no need to release any form of valuation of players especially before any club has made any form of contact. 75m for Gusto, 120m for Fernandez, 90m for this guy. Laughable and unnecessary as it weakens our negotiating position which these directors are just too clever...ah, no wait.

1 hour ago, Scott Harris said:

Ahahahahaha (make it stop) ahahahaha (kill me) ahahahaha.

He said its a joke in his comment section.

Christ Almighty he got us all.

5 minutes ago, Sconnie Blue said:

He said its a joke in his comment section.

Christ Almighty he got us all.

Thank f**k for that.

What bothers me is that despite seeing this at Old Trafford we still forked out for him.