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Valentin Barco our Ginger Argentinian

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Underwhelmed tbh. Yet to be convinced that he is good enough, sharp enough and physical enough for this league.

If that wasn't enough, he has acted like a bit of a dick in the summer as well.

Hmm, we'll see if he makes the grade.

Any danger of us actually selling anyone?

Just now, axman2526 said:

I don't expect he makes it with us. Him and Emegha I'd guess end up being ones we hope to flip for profit.

That would be ideal. Hopefully he gets no more than 5 minutes tops all season.

I can’t be doing with absolute c*nts like him and Enzo Fernandez. f**k them off immediately.

Can't say I'm happy or unhappy with the signing because I can barely remember watching him play. One plus is he seems like a bit of a sh*thouse and we've needed some in the squad for ages.

On 23/07/2026 at 15:16, DarkMata said:

Probably get a few boos during his 5 minutes cameos.

I'm sure he will however lets hope he's a resilient little so and so and it all goes over his head, (at 5 foot whatever - like most things I guess lol)

26 minutes ago, Remodez said:

Apparently has the passing range of prime Pirlo and Fabregas combined and is incredibly press resistant.

If any of that is true then we've got some player.

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29 minutes ago, Remodez said:

Apparently has the passing range of prime Pirlo and Fabregas combined and is incredibly press resistant.

If any of that is true then we've got some player.

That sounds like classic agent overdressing to me. Oh wait.....

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1 hour ago, Remodez said:

Apparently has the passing range of prime Pirlo and Fabregas combined and is incredibly press resistant.

If any of that is true then we've got some player.

On 23/05/2026 at 16:52, DarkMata said:

Barco in my opinion having never watched him play apart from maybe a couple of games for Brighton, I see him as a better version of Vitinha with a little bit of Modric and Pirlo thrown in. Crap at set pieces though.

Sorry you might have got your information from a complete idiot.

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2 hours ago, Remodez said:

Apparently has the passing range of prime Pirlo and Fabregas combined and is incredibly press resistant.

If any of that is true then we've got some player.

I hear he has the marking skills of Maldini and Baresi, the shooting boots of van Basten and fat Ronaldo and the first touch of Maradona and Pele.

Not sure how we managed to sign him when nobody else was watching....

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