The international break has really hit this forum hard hahaha!

I shave once a week, on a sunday night haha

 

 

If I ever want to kiss you, I will make sure it's Sunday night!  

If I ever want to kiss you, I will make sure it's Sunday night!  

What about the rest of us?!

I have either evolved too much, or not enough. I dont get a full face of stubble, so I can kind of get away with it. After a week though it does start to become untidy.

I have either evolved too much, or not enough. I dont get a full face of stubble, so I can kind of get away with it. After a week though it does start to become untidy.

I have beard slide, that condition where 90% of your beard grows on your neck rather than your face. Does anyone else suffer from this?

In Georgia we call them neckbeards.

In Georgia we call them neckbeards.

The state or the country?

I probably shave only once a month, it doesn't really grow that fast at all really. It's very slowly growing back at a quicker rate though, it was only a year ago i would be shaving every other month.

I can grow a sh*tty goatee-type beard, but the hair on the cheeks grows much more slowly and sparsely (and erratically). I haven't actually shaved it all off for probably a year or so, I just wait a while until it's become too crap-looking, and then trim it down to stubble.

I hate shaving, I now use a very good electric one. I managed to grab a hair and now there's a decent sized bit that won't grow back. I would love to do that all over.

Facial hair tends to make men look older so i shave every day as im bloody too old as it is.

Just keep it at a number 2 I hate shaving because I have excema. Nearly have more hair on my face then head nowadays lol

I've always found the David Villa tuft to be the easiest to replicate so I just do that, pretty easy with a trimmer.

So, John Terry eh?

i shave my bollocks...there i said it!    

So, John Terry eh?

I reckon he shaves twice a day.

I reckon he shaves twice a day.

I reckon he keeps his facial hair at bay by sheer force of will power alone.

I have beard slide, that condition where 90% of your beard grows on your neck rather than your face. Does anyone else suffer from this?

I literally have identical facial hair growth to Hazard, thats the closest representation I've seen on another human to my facial hair,  if it was thicker I'd go duck dynasty..in other news Football tomorrow, male grooming discussions will take a back seat   I hope JT starts, we need a leader on the pitch more than ever at the moment. 

John will score today

John will score today

 

But will he do well in the match?

Terry will bounce back today,i expect a big performance from him and i hope he starts with Zouma.

I came in here to read about facial hair, what's going on?

So I can't be the only one who thinks he's been really poor so far this season. For years now he's radiated confidence which seeps into the rest of the team but tbh its almost like JT has shrunk over the summer. Whilst each member of the defence has been individually poor, its his job as captain to organise them and somehow overnight that ability has seemingly disappeared. 

i shave my bollocks...there i said it!

Everybody is ignoring this post :-)

(Might as well go back to the hair discussion)

There is no doubt in my view that he is in the worst run of form of his Chelsea career. Is it a permanent decline or a prolonged blip? Nothing lasts forever and if we had managed to get John Stones there would be questions about JT making the starting line up on current form.

Edited September 13, 201510 yr by just