Please let it be avb....pleeease...

Oh god, YES!

Oh god, YES!

 

I bet RAWK is an absolute goldmine for you right now. 

What the f**k is that post even about?!

 

I think it means that they're off their heads - probably taking illegal substances.

They're probably high off their own sense of grandeur.

What the f**k is that post even about?!

 

Well, errrm, it's about.... errmm., yes, riiiiight.... so that's more or less the gist of it.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/go-and-get-the-guitar#.rfagAZeWR

http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/go-and-get-the-guitar#.rfagAZeWR

 

Brilliant!

We’ve undertaken the unenviable task of ranking the 20 best quotes from Sir Brendan Rodgers. In truth, they’re all joint-best…

20. “After that opening 10 or 15 minutes, when they had a bit too much space behind our midfield, it was the near-perfect away performance.” (After losing 2-0 to Zenit St Petersburg)

19. “The last 18 months we have been on a magic carpet ride of development but we still have a lot of growth to make.”

18. “When we lost at Stoke last season I got home on Boxing Day night and family and guests were all around the house. I went straight upstairs to my room and didn’t come out.”

17. “The problem with being a manager is it’s like trying to build an aircraft while it is flying.”

16. “Joe Allen is one of the most courageous players I’ve seen.”

15. “I am the same guy who nearly won us the league, but better. I think I have shown in the early stages of my management – without being arrogant – that with a talented group of players I can compete at the top end of the league.”

14. “I use a quote with the players, “Per aspera ad astra”, which is Latin for ‘through adversity to the stars’.”

13. “We play with 11 men, other teams play with 10 men and a goalkeeper.”

12. “I started coaching for one reason and that was to make a difference for people, not just as footballers but as human beings.”

11. “I will leave no stone unturned in my quest – and that quest will be relentless.”

10. “They don’t have to sell. (Southampton) have a choice. Maybe Southampton’s objectives have changed. They were looking to be a Champions League club, I believe.” (Made in August 2014, with Liverpool finishing two points above Saints come May)

9. “I always say a squad is like a good meal. I’m not a great cook, but a good meal takes a wee bit of time. But also, to offer a good meal you need good ingredients.”

8. “There are two points: the first is I don’t feel any pressure, I can honestly say that. I have never felt anything other than secure.” (Rodgers was sacked within an hour or so)

7. “I’ve always said that you can live without water for many days, but you can’t live for a second without hope.”

6. “I believe a young player will run through a barbed wire fence for you. An older player looks for a hole in the fence, he’ll try and get his way through it some way, but the young player will fight for you.”

5. “It’s not just about training players, it’s about educating players. You train dogs.”

4. “When you’ve got the ball 65-70% of the time, it’s a football death for the other team. We’re not at that stage yet, but that’s what we will get to. It’s death by football. You just suck the life out of them.”

3. “If you spend more than £100 million, you expect to be challenging for the league.” (On Spurs after they sold Gareth Bale in 2013, spent £103million and finished 6th. Liverpool sold Luis Suarez the next summer, spent £117million and finished 6th)

2. “I think there’s three players who will let us down this year — the cause, the fight, everything – and I have written them down already in these three envelopes. Make sure you are not in one of the envelopes.”

1. “My biggest mentor is myself because I’ve had to study and that’s been my biggest influence.”

Terrible news but I suppose Liverpool weren't even that stupid to retain him for any longer! I'll miss this thread but I won't forget it!

 

I just hope Ancelotti or Klopp turn Liverpool down! That would make my day.

I just hope Ancelotti or Klopp turn Liverpool down! That would make my day.

I would love to see the deluded dippers responses if that happened. Would probably be something along the lines of Liverpool being 'too big' for them or some other bollocks.

Neil Warnock would be the perfect fit, I feel.

The good side to this is he can now take time to moisturise and use lip balm. Little bit of Brendan time.

^^^ word salad

^^^ doing it correctly.

13. “We play with 11 men, other teams play with 10 men and a goalkeeper.”

Eh??!?!

Eh??!?!

 

Must be the water in Merseyside.

we're going to miss Brendan.

 

even if he does end up at Villa or somewhere it just won't be the same, it was the combination of his love of the inane remark allied with the self-aggrandisement that's become Liverpool's hallmark that made it so perfect

That's exactly it!

I felt a bit empty today.

I bet RAWK is an absolute goldmine for you right now.

It was funny yesterday. But they are very excited about Klopp now and rightly so.

Still, it's not a done thing. Not yet anyway!

We’ve undertaken the unenviable task of ranking the 20 best quotes from Sir Brendan Rodgers. In truth, they’re all joint-best…

20. “After that opening 10 or 15 minutes, when they had a bit too much space behind our midfield, it was the near-perfect away performance.” (After losing 2-0 to Zenit St Petersburg)

19. “The last 18 months we have been on a magic carpet ride of development but we still have a lot of growth to make.”

18. “When we lost at Stoke last season I got home on Boxing Day night and family and guests were all around the house. I went straight upstairs to my room and didn’t come out.”

17. “The problem with being a manager is it’s like trying to build an aircraft while it is flying.”

16. “Joe Allen is one of the most courageous players I’ve seen.”

15. “I am the same guy who nearly won us the league, but better. I think I have shown in the early stages of my management – without being arrogant – that with a talented group of players I can compete at the top end of the league.”

14. “I use a quote with the players, “Per aspera ad astra”, which is Latin for ‘through adversity to the stars’.”

13. “We play with 11 men, other teams play with 10 men and a goalkeeper.”

12. “I started coaching for one reason and that was to make a difference for people, not just as footballers but as human beings.”

11. “I will leave no stone unturned in my quest – and that quest will be relentless.”

10. “They don’t have to sell. (Southampton) have a choice. Maybe Southampton’s objectives have changed. They were looking to be a Champions League club, I believe.” (Made in August 2014, with Liverpool finishing two points above Saints come May)

9. “I always say a squad is like a good meal. I’m not a great cook, but a good meal takes a wee bit of time. But also, to offer a good meal you need good ingredients.”

8. “There are two points: the first is I don’t feel any pressure, I can honestly say that. I have never felt anything other than secure.” (Rodgers was sacked within an hour or so)

7. “I’ve always said that you can live without water for many days, but you can’t live for a second without hope.”

6. “I believe a young player will run through a barbed wire fence for you. An older player looks for a hole in the fence, he’ll try and get his way through it some way, but the young player will fight for you.”

5. “It’s not just about training players, it’s about educating players. You train dogs.”

4. “When you’ve got the ball 65-70% of the time, it’s a football death for the other team. We’re not at that stage yet, but that’s what we will get to. It’s death by football. You just suck the life out of them.”

3. “If you spend more than £100 million, you expect to be challenging for the league.” (On Spurs after they sold Gareth Bale in 2013, spent £103million and finished 6th. Liverpool sold Luis Suarez the next summer, spent £117million and finished 6th)

2. “I think there’s three players who will let us down this year — the cause, the fight, everything – and I have written them down already in these three envelopes. Make sure you are not in one of the envelopes.”

1. “My biggest mentor is myself because I’ve had to study and that’s been my biggest influence.”

All of these brilliant quotes and they are all only in the last 3 or so years

 

the future is bright for brenny

I posted these on facebook, along with my favourite about the 'heavy shirts'.

One of my Liverpool supporting FB friends commented that he felt "Brendan looked like he was close to a nervous breakdown".

I tend to agree.

It was funny yesterday. But they are very excited about Klopp now and rightly so.

Still, it's not a done thing. Not yet anyway!

When Ian Dowie takes over and you get a stream of posts about Klopp saying "didn't want him anyway", it'll all be worth it.

We seen this yet?

https://youtu.be/qMe7g-UEyMA

Start missing the guy already, as the next guy in (likely Klopp) will be a better manager and a more likeable man.

The annoying thing is that this was the Brendan Rodgers cringe worthy quotes thread full of arrogance and delusion 

 

And next week it will be replaced by the Jurgen Klopp thread which will be replaced with witty, self effacing and intelligent quotes from a genuinely likeable guy

 

 

I will still dislike Liverpool and will try to dislike Klopp but he seems like a nice bloke