we're going to pass them to death

We get pulled out of position very easily 

So it's the bus from Atletico then 

My god, they’re already diving.

Foul on jorgi good defending by Alonso 

Jorginho Jorginho.. 

lol wtf they are falling down like autumn leafs

Quite lovely that Azpi matched the colour of his anti-bite device to our away kit. I can't wait to see us play in our third kit now.

Diving c**ts

Just now, chiefBlueCFC said:

We get pulled out of position very easily 

I’ve stopped counting sheep at night and started counting pointless Chelsea passes...

I don't think I have seen a possession based football team as bad at dealing with the press as we are. Any time a team presses us, we make a mistake.

We're playing against a La Liga team alright, horrible cheats

I knew it was going to be like this. 

1 minute ago, evissy said:

Jorginho Jorginho.. 

Indeed. Imagine if Kante had given it away there. The screaming.

You would think Tuchel will make some tactical adjustments now with Atletico pressing aggressively when our CBs are in possession.

Just now, Scott Harris said:

I don't think I have seen a possession based football team as bad at dealing with the press as we are. Any time a team presses us, we make a mistake.

Only Kovacic can handle being put under pressure.

1 minute ago, Munkworth said:

I’ve stopped counting sheep at night and started counting pointless Chelsea passes...

I can’t count that high 

Just now, Valerie said:

Quite lovely that Azpi matched the colour of his anti-bite device to our away kit. I can't wait to see us play in our third kit now.

If we found ourselves a few goals down I’d like Dave to give ol’ Bitey a love tap in the chompers with it...

Christensen, who do you think you are, Zouma?

Just now, dansubrosa said:

Christensen, who do you think you are, Zouma?

He felt he is Rudiger. 

We have become the pass for passing sake experts

Just now, chiefBlueCFC said:

I can’t count that high 

You’ll be asleep before you need to!

So no one can shoot?

I have never seen another team f**k around so much around the edge of the opponents area than we do...

f**king hell, all the streams for this game are awful, can't get one that doesn't cut out every 2 seconds.