10 hours ago, dansubrosa said:

Thick as pig sh*te. Get rid.

He's not though, he knows exactly what he's doing.

I thought the day we got rid of Torres was utopia, the day this clown leaves will feel like a trophy lift.

15 hours ago, Amputechture said:

He's just tweeted he was referring to his cock.

Is this real? If so, what’s the point of saying something like that on social media?

Until we can get any context from the guy all it ever will be is speculation. Very weird tweet before the CWC final though, just wish he'd focus on his football instead of making himself into a constant media circus. I feel like he may be a bit like Neymar. He's not happy if he's not in the headlines his star has to shine the brightest

He's probably grown too big for the largest shirt the kitman brought along. It's good of him to keep us informed about his wardrobe malfunctions.

I love crosswords. Has he tweeted today's cryptic clue yet ?

19 hours ago, Amputechture said:

 

He's definitely referring about his  new 4XL shirt 

3 hours ago, LongtimerLurker said:

Until we can get any context from the guy all it ever will be is speculation. 

It's scrutinised because of his track record. This is a guy who leaked confidential fitness records so benefit of the doubt doesn't apply here, his reputation precedes him.

3 hours ago, LongtimerLurker said:

 I feel like he may be a bit like Neymar. 

Not even he's as bad as Lukaku and even if he was he actually makes up for it on the pitch. 

We would put up with his sh*t if he walked the walk but having the ego the size of Russia and being a fundamentally sh*t footballer is an unforgivable combination.

6 minutes ago, Argo said:

It's scrutinised because of his track record. This is a guy who leaked confidential fitness records so benefit of the doubt doesn't apply here, his reputation precedes him.

Not even he's as bad as Lukaku and even if he was he actually makes up for it on the pitch. 

We would put up with his sh*t if he walked the walk but having the ego the size of Russia and being a fundamentally sh*t footballer is an unforgivable combination.

17 minutes ago, Mod said:

If he was not fat he would have had the fitness to play in extra time and he would have been the one to take the penalty, but thanks for his contributions anyway!

I have been staring at this picture for a while now, and I still can't tell if it's fake or not

The monkey is off his back of not having scored in a big game. Hopefully it will set him going now.

13 minutes ago, charierre said:

The monkey is off his back of not having scored in a big game. Hopefully it will set him going now.

Well according to Loz and Zeta was not a big game so...

19 minutes ago, Scott Harris said:

I have been staring at this picture for a while now, and I still can't tell if it's fake or not

He actually looked to be smiling for real in the trophy lift video.

Is now the club's top goal scorer for all competitions this season. 

9 minutes ago, ForeverCarefree said:

Is now the club's top goal scorer for all competitions this season. 

Scored 2 games in a row. Neither Palace nor Lille have emphatic defences so let's see if he can add at least one goal against each of them before he comes up against a much sterner set of defenders.

We have to get the crosses right to get some use out of him, he would be doing much better in Lampard's system.

1 minute ago, sonic90 said:

We have to get the crosses right to get some use out of him, he would be doing much better in Lampard's system.

He needs to be more than crosses anyway. Balls in to feet, in the air, in behind. 

He is big, strong and has a hammer of a left foot. He needs to be more than a tap on from cross striker.

1 minute ago, axman2526 said:

He needs to be more than crosses anyway. Balls in to feet, in the air, in behind. 

He is big, strong and has a hammer of a left foot. He needs to be more than a tap on from cross striker.

Nope he simply won't do it and can't be dropped so for the sake of the results, I think the team has to be built around him or we'll just continue to suffer. That or he just decides to lose weight and play like he did against Arsenal early on.

Just now, sonic90 said:

Nope he simply won't do it and can't be dropped so for the sake of the results, I think the team has to be built around him or we'll just continue to suffer. That or he just decides to lose weight and play like he did against Arsenal early on.

If we have not already we should get him the nutritionist Conte got him and a personal trainer.

I agree Rom won't be doing it I am just saying he should be doing it because of he got his mind straight he is capable of doing it.

 

1 hour ago, ForeverCarefree said:

Is now the club's top goal scorer for all competitions this season. 

Good, that shouldn't change till the end of the season so keep scoring Big Rom!

Great goal but overall average performance. 

Needs to massively improve

10 hours ago, axman2526 said:

Well according to Loz and Zeta was not a big game so...

He actually looked to be smiling for real in the trophy lift video.

More a smirk...

 

"call this a trophy? the scudetto is much bigger"

8 hours ago, Gol15 said:

Good, that shouldn't change till the end of the season so keep scoring Big Rom!

Are you off penalty duty then ? :-)