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Southampton v Chelsea (PL) Tues 30th Aug 2022 19:45 GMT

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14 minutes ago, Zeta said:

Gave up on 70 mins. I don't know what is going on this season, but every stream is just garbage and cuts out every 20 seconds. I spent just as much time refreshing and finding news one, as watching the game. Also, we were sh*t, so didn't stand a chance of getting an equaliser.

I find that when we are losing, rival fans tend to tune in more and the stream goes to sh*t. Just as well maybe it's better that we can't watch it anyways

We are now officially a cup team IMO.

Turn it on sometimes, awful sometimes, basically you don’t know which version is gonna turn up from one week to the next.

Edited by 2211

34 minutes ago, carrickblue said:

Hard to know where to start with our whole set up. Nothing looks like it works. 

We are going backwards. 

Totally agree. Seems like theres no direction at all. Even the transfer window has been all over the place.

17 minutes ago, loz said:

I'll say one thing. Conte would get a game our of that squad once we added a centre forward. Sacking him was one of Romans biggest mistakes.

This is why top 4 is going to be very difficult this year. Conte elevates spurs into a team that challenges. Top coaches turn good players into great players. 
 

If we had Conte with James and Cucurella,  we would be in the talk for a title. He even turned Lukaku into a world beater! The guy is a miracle worker.

 


 

 

22 minutes ago, Jangz said:

Any other Epl level DM that goal doesn’t happen.. he is an utter liability in epl.. costs us season after season.. Lamps did the right thing by dumping him.. 

Lamps lost his job after doing it though, Tuchel won the CL after putting him back and Alonso and Rudiger too. Stop bullsh*tting as if everything bad that happened is only because of DM, if that was our problem and nothing else we wouldn't have lost this match.

1 minute ago, Sheva said:

This is why top 4 is going to be very difficult this year. Conte elevates spurs into a team that challenges. Top coaches turn good players into great players. 
 

If we had Conte with James and Cucurella,  we would be in the talk for a title. He even turned Lukaku into a world beater! The guy is a miracle worker.

 


 

 

Conte is an animal, who demands huge amounts of his players and has the pedigree and playing history to speak with credibility and rip into players who are not giving their all for the shirt.  A born winner....

Shame about the hair....

4 minutes ago, 2211 said:

We are now officially a cup team IMO.

Turn it on sometimes, awful sometimes, basically you don’t know which version is gonna turn up from one week to the next.

How very Arsenal like :sad:

Just now, Sheva said:

This is why top 4 is going to be very difficult this year. Conte elevates spurs into a team that challenges. Top coaches turn good players into great players. 
 

If we had Conte with James and Cucurella,  we would be in the talk for a title. He even turned Lukaku into a world beater! The guy is a miracle worker.

 


 

 

Tuchel has had Conte’s number in all their head to heads though, he has genuinely out-thought him as a coach, so that’s a little unfair.. considering his record against him.

The key comparison with both managers is under Tuchel we are nothing more than a cup team, capable of turning up on a bigger occasion or a derby but unable to grind through league fixtures consistently. 

2 minutes ago, Sheva said:

This is why top 4 is going to be very difficult this year. Conte elevates spurs into a team that challenges. Top coaches turn good players into great players. 
 

If we had Conte with James and Cucurella,  we would be in the talk for a title. He even turned Lukaku into a world beater! The guy is a miracle worker.

The guy breezed the league with Victor Moses and Marcos Alonso at fullback. TT’s spent £200M on players he selected and we’ve been embarrassed by two bottom-5 teams in a row.

Just now, Gol15 said:

Lamps lost his job after doing it though, Tuchel won the CL after putting him back and Alonso and Rudiger too. Stop bullsh*tting as if everything bad that happened is only because of DM, if that was our problem and nothing else we wouldn't have lost this match.

Here come the one man who probably believes in Jorginho more than himself.. the only bullsh*t around is your inability to realise what a liability he is..

the way he gets passed for the second goal exposes the entire system .. with him on the pitch every counter attack is a goal waiting to happen

lamps lost his job because he was raw and couldn’t coach a defence and had Tammy to try on.. moreover the number injuries meant he hardly was able to play Kante 

13 minutes ago, Spiller86 said:

What? Are you forgetting the way he has carried us in every big European game in that time? Madrid tie two years ago is a particular standout. I agree on his fitness challenges though. Seems to be that we are so reliant on him that he is often rushed back in. We are need of a strong DM type very soon. You can't be playing Jorginho there on his own in a back 4. You're asking for trouble. It is either a back 3 with Jorginho or a back 2 with someone else doing the defensive role.

I wouldn't be overly worried though. Hopefully this elicits the right reaction from the new owners and leads to the reinforcements we need.

It is hillarious that people criticize Kante yet our midfield without kante does not exist. 

1 minute ago, Jangz said:

Here come the one man who probably believes in Jorginho more than himself.. the only bullsh*t around is your inability to realise what a liability he is..

the way he gets passed for the second goal exposes the entire system .. with him on the pitch every counter attack is a goal waiting to happen

lamps lost his job because he was raw and couldn’t coach a defence and had Tammy to try on.. moreover the number injuries meant he hardly was able to play Kante 

Yea he lost the job, Tuchel came and immediately brought back Jorginho, Alonso, Rudiger. Top 4, CL title. Bye bye now. 

4 minutes ago, Gol15 said:

Lamps lost his job after doing it though, Tuchel won the CL after putting him back and Alonso and Rudiger too. Stop bullsh*tting as if everything bad that happened is only because of DM, if that was our problem and nothing else we wouldn't have lost this match.

Three certainties in life: death, taxes and Gol15 defending Jorginho’s stinkers.

We don't have the over all quality of Barca or City, why Tuchel continues to try to play that way is baffling. Very naive  IMO. Not sure he is the long term answer.

Not even going to bother putting scores as they were all so sh*t.

Mendy - could have done better for the goal. Looks a shadow.

Azpi - Ivan. Bomb scare every touch.

Silva - Thank god.

Koulibaly - at least no cramp this time. Invisible

Cucurella - busy hair and saved a goal, but for 60m shouldn't there be some creativity 

Jorginho - fck me. Hee haw, hee haw, he always looks so slow and donkey like

Mount - ? Did nothing

RLC - okay performance but yet again weak  made of glass

Ziyech - haha. Let's hope Ajax weren't watching

Sterling - A faint glimmer of light. He must be gutted and wished he'd waited a little longer for a better offer. 

Havertz - pointless. Literally did not contribute a single thing.

Subs - all much of a muchness, invisible,  except our super sub Puli. My particular favourite was where he was outmuscled whilst in possession in the middle of the pitch, falls over (obligatory) comes up with the ball, immediately falls over again whilst being outmuscled again and gives a free kick away. 

Manager/back room - something is very very wrong. TT a shadow of the tactician that joined us, didn't concede a goal for 50 games, unbeaten against every manager of all of Europe's elite clubs. Now we have a chocolate teapot defence, no creativity from midfield,  no movement, no yardage and effort off the ball and a forward line of weaklings that appear to have met each other for the first time on the pitch.

And don't even start me off regarding our appalling set piece deliveries.

 

6 minutes ago, Lang7 said:

The guy breezed the league with Victor Moses and Marcos Alonso at fullback. TT’s spent £200M on players he selected and we’ve been embarrassed by two bottom-5 teams in a row.

Maybe, but also Conte didn't have as much of a challenge that season. Pep was new to the league. Klopp and Liverpool were not the beasts they were a couple seasons later. Tuchel has come to a league where City and Liverpool have been dominating, taking over a squad that wasn't built by him. He still managed to match Klopp and Pep H2H, get to two domestic finals, win a CL, and get to the QF of CL last season and had the team (who many thought wouldn't go to the Bernabeu and do much) outplaying RM and come so close to knocking them out. People have short memories when it comes to Tuchel. He also has done all that while dealing with the uncertainties over the club and losing players due to contract issues and a striker in Lukaku who downed tools and took the piss out of the club and the fans. 

Edited by enigma

Just now, Lang7 said:

Three certainties in life: death, taxes and Gol15 defending Jorginho’s stinkers.

What I just said is what actually happen, at the very least I don't deny reality and the reality is that Tuchel did a 180 and it worked for him, whatever Lampard tried it simply didn't work and that's a fact. 

That Bella Kotchap what a player. Its a shame we would never buy a 20 year old like him and put him in the team. We would wait till he eatablishs himself them spunk 70m on him 3 years later. What do our scouts do i dont understand. 

12 minutes ago, Term_X said:

Tuchel has had Conte’s number in all their head to heads though, he has genuinely out-thought him as a coach, so that’s a little unfair.. considering his record against him.

The key comparison with both managers is under Tuchel we are nothing more than a cup team, capable of turning up on a bigger occasion or a derby but unable to grind through league fixtures consistently. 

That’s what tuchel does. He’s a cup manager. He’s had peps number numerous times. Tuchel knows how to set up a team on its day for a big game. He knows how to nullify and counter a style in big games. 
 

When it comes to beating the likes of Leeds and Southampton we don’t have a distinctive way of play of breaking those teams down. We pass sideways and backwards constantly. Kick it up the line to havertz and he turns back and passes it backwards. Why is Kai even playing there, he’s not even a wide forward. We got so many players that don’t fit he system
but we’ve spent 95% of the window chasing centre backs and we’re supposedly chasing tuchel targets. 
 

 

Edited by Sheva

3 minutes ago, JM7 said:

4 wins in the last 15 league games is vey worrying. 

Exactly. If you include the last 10 of last season with our start to this season, we are a midtable team. So this is not a sudden change in form.

Even more worryingly most of the games we have won in the last 15 have been squeaked out too. 

Just now, Gol15 said:

Yea he lost the job, Tuchel came and immediately brought back Jorginho, Alonso, Rudiger. Top 4, CL title. Bye bye now. 

Lol top 4 was something lamps did with much less.. let’s talk about Jorginho how many MoMs did he get in our UCL run ..it was Kante who ran our midfield..

maybe it’s a little late so you are struggling but we were discussing Jorginho and not TT 

 

2 minutes ago, enigma said:

Maybe, but also Conte didn't have as much of a challenge that season. Pep was new to the league. Klopp and Liverpool were not the beasts they were a couple seasons later. Tuchel has come to a league where City and Liverpool have been dominating, taking over a squad that wasn't built by him. He still managed to match Klopp and Pep, get to two domestic finals, win a CL, and get to the QF of CL last season and had the team (who many thought wouldn't go to the Bernabeu and do much) outplaying RM and come so close to knocking them out. People have short memories when it comes to Tuchel. He also has done all that while dealing with the uncertainties over the club and losing players due to contract issues and a striker in Lukaku who downed tools and took the piss out of the club and the fans. 

It’s easy for a manager to jump into an underperforming team and get results. The honeymoon period happens all the time. I’ll give him his due, he made us rock solid for 5 months until we won the CL. Since then? We’ve progressively gotten worse. We concede frequently and score little. The football is awful.

Sanctions are an easy cop-out. His job is to win football matches and he’s not doing that. Competing with City and Liverpool is great but losing to relegation candidates on a weekly basis is unacceptable.

1 minute ago, forbzy said:

Exactly. If you include the last 10 of last season with our start to this season, we are a midtable team. So this is not a sudden change in form.

Even more worryingly most of the games we have won in the last 15 have been squeaked out too. 

That is very true. I’m struggling to remember the the last time I really enjoyed watching us play for two consecutive matches. Even beyond the poor results, the football itself is largely difficult to watch.

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