7 hours ago, ManXunited said:

Lol in how many countries is word kak actually associated with sh*t? Im curious I know S.A is one?

In Serbian 'kaka' means poop 

15 minutes ago, BelgradeCFC said:

In Serbian 'kaka' means poop 

In spanish "caca" means poop as well and sometimes we use the KK since in spanish K sounds as "ka".

'So, Alvaro, let me introduce you to your new team mates. Over here we've got Bakayoko, and... um, that's about it.'

 

Imagine the fun these two will have flying out to Singapore.

Edited July 21, 20178 yr by Charles Ryder

Wonder when he will be officially signed. 

17 hours ago, Ballack & Blu said:

I'm that impressed with this super signing i treated myself to the smart new Chelsea Nike Polo shirt,.....cos I'm worth it, lol

Just got in from work, and voila its arrived, very pretty in the flesh

57 minutes ago, Andreas said:

Wonder when he will be officially signed. 

He probably already has, but if it's anything like Rudiger and Bakayoko, he has probably had to go through all of that crap like have a bunch of photo's taken, changing his clothes a few times and making some stupid scripted video.

Medical passed!  

 

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11668/10956316/alvaro-morata-passes-chelsea-medical-ahead-of-move-from-real-madrid

 

1 hour ago, Ballack & Blu said:

Just got in from work, and voila its arrived, very pretty in the flesh

Looks really good. Might even get 1 myself

A bit long but very much worth the watch:

 

 

https://www.chelseafc.com/news/latest-news/2017/07/morata-is-a-blue.html

ITS DONE!

Last time we broke our transfer record for a Spanish striker, I went out and bought the shirt with his name and #9 on it and wore it to the pub for his first game.

To this day I take responsibility for the calamity that followed and I shall not be repeating my mistake.

Hakuna Morata!

Petty they game him a shirt 2 sizes big but thrilled that it's official, get in. 

Here's the official signing report and a little video of the player at the official signing..."Come on Chelsea" is a nice finish from a nice finisher...

https://mobile.twitter.com/ChelseaFC?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author

Edited July 21, 20178 yr by doctorblue

Did he take the number 9, I hope so that way we can put it to bed with the no red on the shirt like we did last season. 

Should be interesting to see how he fares. Don't think there's a better fit for Conte and Chelsea in this ludicrous market.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ChelseaFC/status/888458453060132864/video/1

 

Video not too bad at all think they got the message that fans aren't necessarily after a elstree studios production just a quick hello I'll do my job. 

 

Edited July 21, 20178 yr by DonAntonio

Before the club puts a cringe video

 

I want to see him in the kit haha

Don't knoe if it has been posted but... Hazard's face 

 

Nice suit 

I'm delighted he's signed, welcome to Chelsea, Álvaro! 

On a side note, I have to laugh at United fans laughing at this transfer saying we're feeding off of their leftovers and how we desperately wanted Lukaku; the one time we'd actually want them to look at the forum and see the vast majority of people here most certainly did not want Lukaku! 

8 minutes ago, adineen98 said:

I'm delighted he's signed, welcome to Chelsea, Álvaro! 

On a side note, I have to laugh at United fans laughing at this transfer saying we're feeding off of their leftovers and how we desperately wanted Lukaku; the one time we'd actually want them to look at the forum and see the vast majority of people here most certainly did not want Lukaku! 

Since news broke about Morata to Chelsea redcafe has been going on and on about how Lakaku is the best striker of the 2 and Morata was a panic buy from Chelsea. Seriously deluded...