Their crowd are making a lot of noise. But it's the most monotone repetitive f**king drone i've ever heard.

Only one shot on target in 30 mins. Same issue again. 

Just now, mojo said:

can we be more boring

Yes we can 

Just now, SimonH said:

This isn’t a league game though…..

Champions League

Auba makes good striker runs - we've missed that.  Fofana looks like he was made for Chelsea.  Havertz is better playing off a striker.

Would like to see us convert possession into chances and shots.

Just now, mojo said:

can we be more boring

I think we could. Don't tempt us. 

Anyway I don't find this boring.

1 minute ago, Sexyfootball said:

Sadly that site won't load for us in the UK ... 

I hadn't realised. Can you use VPN and emigrate to the Netherlands?

Solid save by Kepa there. 

Kovacic our best player by far.

I do like Havertz playing behind a striker. Seems much more natural. 

Azpi is so bad out there 

1 minute ago, coco said:

Champions League

Ok, fair play. But it’s still a UCL game, he should know what the script is. 

At some point Fofana and Koulibaly will presumably realise that climbing on Petković for the first ball isn't working

2 minutes ago, Kev56 said:

Their crowd are making a lot of noise. But it's the most monotone repetitive f**king drone i've ever heard.

Malmö supporters were f**king awful as well. It's horrendous.

They’re running right through us every time. 

I get so tired of us having possession in and around the other team's box and just aimlessly shambling around with it until eventually they run out of space and get dispossessed easily. That or endlessly passing until a pass gets intercepted and we give the other chance at a break.

We'd be more successful just taking a hopeless kick on the off chance there's a lucky deflection.

James has been ass again.

It's just all to slow moving the ball forward; same nonsense though, everything generally comes to a grinding halt at the edge of their box when everything tends to slow down and the momentum is lost.

Anyone else's sound keep cutting out? 

It's a team full of cheats. This team doesn't run and will achieve nothing. If Tuchel doesn't get rid of his sh*t backroom and get people in to get this team fit so that they will run off the ball, then I am pretty sure he will be for the chop sooner or later.

God I miss Conte's work ethic

They’re now playing the far better football, just giving possession away constantly.

This is utter dross. Auba is making runs but we have zero f**king creativity and no one is risking a forward pass. 

Good news is Zagreb are not parking the bus 

Our workrate is not where it should be.

We are so slow coming out, we recover the ball and every player is walking and watching the ball instead of making a run to get on to a fast transition.