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Aston Villa vs Chelsea (PL) Sat 27th Apr 24 20:00 GMT

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3 minutes ago, Sconnie Blue said:

But I thought Enzo was the problem and Gallagher+Caicedo was the answer to our prayers? Caicedo plays better without Enzo or something. 

But it's not about the players though Sconnie, it's the job. It's not like it's the first time he has done a deep double pivot job. I am not sure whether he is brainless and is now leaving Caicedo exposed or if this has come from our numpty manager.

3 minutes ago, Andy2461 said:

We have averaged almost 2 goals conceded per game now according to sky. That’s ridiculous 

I feel the injuries are perversely saving Poch 

His Spurs teams had an excellent defensive record .. four seasons in a row conceding 35, 26, 36 and 39 goals in the 38 games, 

They were also very good in the second half of games LOL

 

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1 minute ago, WhiteWall said:

But it's not about the players though Sconnie, it's the job. It's not like it's the first time he has done a deep double pivot job. I am not sure whether he is brainless and is now leaving Caicedo exposed or if this has come from our numpty manager.

Sarcasm

Not as incompetent as the arsenal game, but could still end 5-0 as villa look like scoring every time they go forward.

So poor defensively. Mudryk and Madueke dont do anywhere near enough in either box. 

Jackson missed a guilt edge chance again. 

Same old sh*t, and we have our legendary 2nd half collapse to look forward to.

1 minute ago, JM7 said:

Aside from Jackson, the forwards have been woeful..inc Palmer. 

Agree, people f**king slanting Mudryk, who yes have been sh*t, while leaving Palmer and Madueke out of the slanting are just taking the piss

1 minute ago, Scott Harris said:

If they're laughing at Jackson, I wonder how they feel about Mudryk and Madueke. They have been way worse.

I'm here in the lower tier and I don't here anyone laughing at Jackson. Mudryk on the other hand awful.

Just can't defend and Villa are doing us on the brake  everytime. 

Just hope we are awake after a cup of tea at half time as we are sh*t at the start of recent second halves. Hopefully we can get something out this game but not much options on the bench 

3 minutes ago, Zero said:

I think we played quite well this first half to be honest. Still possible to make a game out of it.

How?

Every single of our attack was non existent, apart from the rare ball from Caicedo and Cucurella cross.

Every time Villa attacked we looked completely open. It’s not a great performance.

What are we doing passing the ball around? Why can’t we play a couple of quick balls to get through the defence? I know the players are capable of it 

what can you say? this group of players has not improved as a team since last August. Our defence is pitiful. Our attack is impotent. We're lucky not to be amongst the relegation candidates and if nothing changes, we might well be relegation candidates next year. 

The Chelsea Supporters Trust has written to Boehly saying the fans' view of the club could become irreversibly toxic - I think that's fair. Given all the resources invested and the ambition of Chelsea FC since the 1990s, they cannot serve up this cr*p and expect people to stay silent.  

Just now, Scott Harris said:

That was playing well? Villa done us on the counter like 10 times before I switched off, we had no midfield, the wingers were clueless and wouldn't track back, and we can't defend. That isn't playing well, it's suicide football.

Yes, compared to other games when we played low blocks we are at least getting somewhere and finding some nice attacking positions.

Just now, Cfc91 said:

I swear, if Poch substitutes a forward with a defender at HT..

Mudryk isn't a forward, he's barely a professional footballer. At least Cucurella tries!

There are any number of transfers for several of our first-team squad which surely involved multiple people at DOF or senior management level which should result in immediate sackings for all of the latter involved. Gallagher, Caicedo, Chalobah, Jackson are all proper players who will bleed before they stop trying and they're being completely let down by pretenders authorised at huge cost by the charlatans at the top level.

7 minutes ago, Cfc91 said:

Using that logic no team can ever undeservedly lose?

Yes both goals were avoidable and a partly result of bad defending. Other part is just good old pure Chelsea curse

Villa couldve scored another 2. We have had loads of the ball, created 2 excellent chances, 1 offside, but we give up way too many chances. 2 nil harsh, but if you defend as we do, you get what you deserve.

4 minutes ago, Sexyfootball said:

His Spurs teams had an excellent defensive record .. four seasons in a row conceding 35, 26, 36 and 39 goals in the 38 games, 

They were also very good in the second half of games LOL

 

Football has changed a lot since 7-8 years ago, tactics evolve, Poch hasn't.

I have turned off, partly due to the time (now midnight here in Abu Dhabi), but also because watching this team saps me of any desire to stay up and put myself through the torture.

If I have to see another 5 yard SIlva pass to Baddy, who then twists around, looks forward, before checking back and passing it 5 yrds back to silva - I think I will destroy my new TV by throwing something at it.

Just an awful team, with apparent attacking ideas or system.

Other frustrations include:

- Jackson with another criminal miss (the header)

- Mudryk making at least 15 runs forward, little darts into the box crying out for the ball to be played in, only for caicedo, connor, baddy or cucu to simply recycle it between themselves before going backwards.

- villa going through us like a hot knife through butter anytime they wish.

f**k em all - including this team and manager.

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6 minutes ago, CFCCAN said:

Palmer's is frustrated playing in this sh*t

Yeah he won't hang around this long. Would not surprised me if he put in a transfer question in the summer of 2025. Don't think he will this summer.

9 minutes ago, Cfc91 said:

I’ll add Madueke who’s been at least equally sh*t, only difference being that corner flag shot.

Wow come on it didn’t quite reach the corner flag.  Stop over exaggerating it was at least a foot off.

5 minutes ago, dkw said:

Mydryk plays well centrally - poch puts him left wing.

Palmer plays outstanding right side, terrible centrally - poch plays him centrally.

Just taking the absolute piss now.

I would put palmer in his natural position play mudryk cam and Jackson on the lw n throw somebody up top but poch players palmer in cam where he is ineffective n keeps on madueke who was laughing after man city wheres the discipline

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