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Torres - The "Groundhog Day" Thread

Torres: stay or go? 226 members have voted

  1. 1. Torres: stay or go?

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What is funny is i bet if Rafa took over PSG and have the money to buy who ever he wanted he wouldnt even look twice at Torres. Yet because he doesnt give a sh*t about our results Torres starts each game.

I knew that Torres would offer us nothing yesterday. He never has against Liverpool since joining us.

Like Rafa it is a must that he leaves this summer. We can not have yet another season of him holding back players who can actually do a job for us.

I truely believe that if we had played Sturridge each week in the middle we wouldnt need to be looking at the likes of Falcao in the summer. Instead we played Torres each week and each week we were left disappointed. He has to go for everyones sake.

Neither you nor I know that for sure. The fact is that we were winning the game until the 97 minute (game shouldnt have gone on til then as well) but lost it because a player of theirs scored who shouldnt of been on the pitch!!

Neither you nor I know that for sure. The fact is that we were winning the game until the 97 minute (game shouldnt have gone on til then as well) but lost it because a player of theirs scored who shouldnt of been on the pitch!!

are you serious with this logic? i cant tell :connie_oldman_cleanglasses:

Neither you nor I know that for sure. The fact is that we were winning the game until the 97 minute (game shouldnt have gone on til then as well) but lost it because a player of theirs scored who shouldnt of been on the pitch!!

 

 

Torres shouldn't have been on the pitch either!!!! And for 96 minutes you hardly noticed he was.

Im not a fan of rafa but when hes askes about torres would you rather him say "hes sh*t but hes our only option" or to say good things about him and try and to keep his players happy? He would stick up for any other player aswell

Im not a fan of rafa but when hes askes about torres would you rather him say "hes sh*t but hes our only option" or to say good things about him and try and to keep his players happy? He would stick up for any other player aswell

 

Godforbid Torres's form and attitude be challenged by a manager - plenty of players who are far better and more renowned have been questioned by their Managers, Floppes we need to wrap around protective coating cause he is performing so well as long as our managers continue to sing his praises. Look how well it has worked out for Carlo; AVB and Robbie, the Fat One was signed mainly to get the best out of Floppes so I'm not exactly expecting him to say anything - it was more dissapointing with RdM not saying a bad word even when dropping him. Speaks volumes about our Board and Floppes's character. 

Now the boys claiming Chelsea rely too much on individual talents like Mata & Hazard and dont play

as a team like Liverfool usded to when he couldnt stop scoring.

SHUT UP YOU SILLY BOY !!!

Yawn....

 

In 78 appearances in the League for CFC, being the third most utilized striker since Roman took over in terms of total minutes on the field Floopes has managed the a whopping 14 goals:

 

Just look at his record of droughts and goals in the EPL

 

First Drought at CFC - 732 minutes

Apr 23 v West Ham: Second goal in easy 3-0 home win. 

 

 

Second Drought at CFC - 302 minutes

Sep 18 v Manchester United: Consolation strike in 3-1 defeat at Old Trafford.

Sep 24 v Swansea: Opening goal in 4-1 win, but awarded red card for two-footed tackle on Mark Gower.

 

Third Drought at CFC - 1028 minutes

Mar 31 v Aston Villa: Last-minute final goal in 4-2 win at Villa Park. First Premier League goal in 20 games.

Apr 29 v QPR: Hat-trick in 6-1 rout although Chelsea were two ahead before his first.

Aug 22 v Reading: Go-ahead third goal in 4-2 victory over newly-promoted side.

Aug 25 v Newcastle: Netted second goal in a 2-0 home win.

Sep 29 v Arsenal: Opening goal at Emirates as as we win London derby 2-1.

Oct 6 v Norwich: Early equaliser as we go on to win 4-1 at home.

 

Forth Drought at CFC - 683 minutes

Dec 8 v Sunderland: Scored two goals in 3-1 Victory over Sunderland

Dec 23 v Aston Villa: Scored a goal in a 8-1 Victory

 

Current Drought - 936 minutes

 

 

Out of his goals, only 5 can be classed as important match changing goals. By far the worse striker we have had - deserving of all the criticism he is getting, not deserving to even be playing for us this season. 

Which striker from our team do you prefer? There is only him and Ba.

 

Who's fault is that? As far as I remember Floppes made a demand to the board that he needs to know his role in the club during the summer. The board obliged so the burden is fully on Floppes and the Board's shoulders for letting go of 5 other possible players who could have played in that position for which I'm confident would have had a better record in the League than Torres this season if they were given the same amount of time on the field.  

 

I'd preferred a 35 year old Drogba; 34 year old Anelka; an "untested" Sturridge; an "untested" Lukaku and the underwhelming Kalou(who had a better goal scoring record in the League then Floppes despite playing as a winger or a sub most of the time in our League games). 

Edited by Las7

Now the boys claiming Chelsea rely too much on individual talents like Mata & Hazard and dont playas a team like Liverfool usded to when he couldnt stop scoring.SHUT UP YOU SILLY BOY !!!

I sincerely hope we sell him, tired of his bs.

Edited by Mamizcar

In 78 appearances in the League for CFC, being the third most utilized striker since Roman took over in terms of total minutes on the field Floopes has managed the a whopping 14 goals:

 

Just look at his record of droughts and goals in the EPL

 

First Drought at CFC - 732 minutes

Apr 23 v West Ham: Second goal in easy 3-0 home win. 

 

 

Second Drought at CFC - 302 minutes

Sep 18 v Manchester United: Consolation strike in 3-1 defeat at Old Trafford.

Sep 24 v Swansea: Opening goal in 4-1 win, but awarded red card for two-footed tackle on Mark Gower.

 

Third Drought at CFC - 1028 minutes

Mar 31 v Aston Villa: Last-minute final goal in 4-2 win at Villa Park. First Premier League goal in 20 games.

Apr 29 v QPR: Hat-trick in 6-1 rout although Chelsea were two ahead before his first.

Aug 22 v Reading: Go-ahead third goal in 4-2 victory over newly-promoted side.

Aug 25 v Newcastle: Netted second goal in a 2-0 home win.

Sep 29 v Arsenal: Opening goal at Emirates as as we win London derby 2-1.

Oct 6 v Norwich: Early equaliser as we go on to win 4-1 at home.

 

Forth Drought at CFC - 683 minutes

Dec 8 v Sunderland: Scored two goals in 3-1 Victory over Sunderland

Dec 23 v Aston Villa: Scored a goal in a 8-1 Victory

 

Current Drought - 936 minutes

 

 

Out of his goals, only 5 can be classed as important match changing goals. By far the worse striker we have had - deserving of all the criticism he is getting, not deserving to even be playing for us this season. 

 

To summarise Torres has been sh*t, ground breaking stuff....

 

Ps- what the f**k is Floopes supposed to mean?

Edited by mclovin83

I remember that interview the other week when the FSW claimed he had got him scoring again. The sycophantic journo failed to point he hasn't scored a Premiership goal in four months. Mind you, the FSW does not appear to have noticed, and still picks him ahead of Ba.

If I were the Swiss Basil PA announcer at the game tomorrow night here's what I would do. When I was reading the Basil team out over the tannoy system I would say; " no:5 Helmut Agger, no:6 and team captain Franz Carragher". That would ensure Torres' testicles shrunk to the size of a pea and his bowels were evacuated.

 

Job done.

I bet he does. Fernando knows that he's not going to get £175k a week anywhere else.

I'm sure he's desperate to stay here, that's the problem.

Edited by Huttsey

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