So that’s why we got rid of Mati?...

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11668/11217148/chelsea-express-interest-in-burnleys-ashley-barnes

We have become the joke of this transfer window . 

Interesting is as soon as we got rid of Emenalo we are after English players. Nothing wrong with them but the quality we sre after is probably off by a level or two.

Where's Charlie Adam rumor's topic? 

I wouldnt even call this lazy joinalism. It's creative journalism.

Can we bring in Stephen Hunt to play alongside him?

And Dean Saunders as his striking coach.

Who was that guy who always made up topics about these kind of players? Splishsploosh? Or something? Turns out he was right.

Surely someone in the media is having a laugh? It seems to me maybe we're after Dzeko and another striker. Maybe it's cause Dzeko can't play against Barca.

Are they seriously just making it up as they go? How many days till we get Troy Deeney?

24 minutes ago, Bobbywoodhogan said:

Surely someone in the media is having a laugh? It seems to me maybe we're after Dzeko and another striker. Maybe it's cause Dzeko can't play against Barca.

Ashley Barnes will definitely destroy Barca. 

Maria is just trolling..

She's gonna sign Neymar

20 minutes ago, Pendergast said:

Ashley Barnes will definitely destroy Barca. 

 

I wasn’t saying our other options were good.

BURNLEY FIRM ON BARNES

Brought you the news earlier that Sky sources are reporting that Chelsea are interested in Burnley's Ashley Barnesthis month. However, we understand Burnley have not had any contact with the champions over a move for the 28-year-old.

Honestly I think the media are just enjoying all the clickbait headlines so are making sh*t up. 

21 minutes ago, Bobbywoodhogan said:

BURNLEY FIRM ON BARNES

Brought you the news earlier that Sky sources are reporting that Chelsea are interested in Burnley's Ashley Barnesthis month. However, we understand Burnley have not had any contact with the champions over a move for the 28-year-old.

Honestly I think the media are just enjoying all the clickbait headlines so are making sh*t up. 

Crouch denied. Barnes denied. Carroll no bid said Moyes.  Dzeko no denial or anything...

5 minutes ago, RickUK said:

Crouch denied. Barnes denied. Carroll no bid said Moyes.  Dzeko no denial or anything...

It’s just bollocks, I’m sure the media are just enjoying the click bait crap. It happens in the movie industry all the time now too. They just want the clicks so will print any bollocks to fit negative narratives.

1 hour ago, AlexTommo said:

Who was that guy who always made up topics about these kind of players? Splishsploosh? Or something? Turns out he was right.

Maybe SplishSploosh got a job working for the media 

I  think Maria knows Jack sh*t about footie, just good with £ and $ s

25 minutes ago, Scott Harris said:

Maybe SplishSploosh got a job working for the media 

Or Chelsea's scouting department 

Edited January 21, 20188 yr by the special one

Sounds like Kenny Dalglish took over from Emelano. 

I mean this is getting stupid - gutter press linking us to every player over 6ft2... 

Still waiting on the Drogba or Heskey links haha.

Surely the Chelsea board are not thick enough to really believe Spurs would have loaned us Llorente 

I hope we can get this deal done asap, im worried about other clubs coming in for him.

2 hours ago, jack_super_class said:

I hope we can get this deal done asap, im worried about other clubs coming in for him.

I know, right.  I heard Wycombe Wanderers  are readying a 300k bid for him, so we better move quick!

Barnes,
Carroll,
Crouch,
Dzeko
Marina's just going through a phonebook.
Probs why we ain't signed Sandro yet.