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So Lukaku is a bit of a Bawbag...

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9 minutes ago, nonotnowjim said:

Don’t buy that. He came on when the came was more stretched and for a period where inter needed to score. Only natural that there was more space and attacking intent given the circumstances. I don’t put that down to the donkey though….

if you look at his contributions, he was mostly a hinderance. Shooting when the shot wasn’t there. Blocking his team mates efforts. Missing for 3 yards. Complaining to Martinez that he didn’t pass when through on goal despite rom have defenders around him.

Yes - he won 1 flick on header with his first touch. Big wow.

The guy is a deluded self obsessed set publicised. Wishing someone like Saudi comes in.

It make no sense for the game to be more stretched. 

37 minutes ago, nonotnowjim said:

Don’t buy that. He came on when the came was more stretched and for a period where inter needed to score. Only natural that there was more space and attacking intent given the circumstances. I don’t put that down to the donkey though….

if you look at his contributions, he was mostly a hinderance. Shooting when the shot wasn’t there. Blocking his team mates efforts. Missing for 3 yards. Complaining to Martinez that he didn’t pass when through on goal despite rom have defenders around him.

Yes - he won 1 flick on header with his first touch. Big wow.

The guy is a deluded self obsessed set publicised. Wishing someone like Saudi comes in.

But he still didn't cost them the game, did he? Can't solely lay it at his door. Yes he had a gilt edged opportunity which the keeper saved. If Inter had won would people have been saying that Foden lost them the game.

I think he's toxic same as everyone one else, but a bit of perspective is all I'm suggesting 

He has proved he can be a very good player under the right guidance (Conte). But the problem is we don't know what version of Lukaku we will get. If he was to be injured at the moment, I'd say we'd look into other options. But I am afraid we are stuck with him for the season.

The CF market is not really like it used to be, the market as a whole is a mess and there is not a plethora of strikers you can choose from. And the decent ones are very expensive.

The way things look, I think the club have other targets in mind and the transfer of a high quality, expensive striker is the last on their list as long as the club still has one that cost 100M no longer than two years ago.

I believe that Havertz at CF is over under Pochettino and to be fair Broja not only comes from a bad injury, but he is not yet ready to lead the line in an important season. That leaves Nkunku maybe for the CF role? He is not a striker and I am sure Pochettino knows this too and from all the reports I've read, he'd like to give him a free role behind the striker.

My belief is they will get Lukaku back and give him a chance hoping Pochettino has the same impact on him as Conte had. This could turn into a good idea or a nightmare, there really is no in between.

1 hour ago, petre ispirescu said:

He has proved he can be a very good player under the right guidance (Conte). But the problem is we don't know what version of Lukaku we will get. If he was to be injured at the moment, I'd say we'd look into other options. But I am afraid we are stuck with him for the season.

The CF market is not really like it used to be, the market as a whole is a mess and there is not a plethora of strikers you can choose from. And the decent ones are very expensive.

The way things look, I think the club have other targets in mind and the transfer of a high quality, expensive striker is the last on their list as long as the club still has one that cost 100M no longer than two years ago.

I believe that Havertz at CF is over under Pochettino and to be fair Broja not only comes from a bad injury, but he is not yet ready to lead the line in an important season. That leaves Nkunku maybe for the CF role? He is not a striker and I am sure Pochettino knows this too and from all the reports I've read, he'd like to give him a free role behind the striker.

My belief is they will get Lukaku back and give him a chance hoping Pochettino has the same impact on him as Conte had. This could turn into a good idea or a nightmare, there really is no in between.

I disagree, if you ask me, can Lukaku works for Pochettino. No question, Pochettino is known for his crazy physical training, this will force Lukaku to be in shape. Furthermore, I don't think Pochettino is known to be very conservative manager. 

However, clearly this is all water under the bridge. Lukaku doesn't want to be here, it is better for us to find a way to part way. 

 

 

2 hours ago, nonotnowjim said:

Don’t buy that. He came on when the came was more stretched and for a period where inter needed to score. Only natural that there was more space and attacking intent given the circumstances. I don’t put that down to the donkey though….

if you look at his contributions, he was mostly a hinderance. Shooting when the shot wasn’t there. Blocking his team mates efforts. Missing for 3 yards. Complaining to Martinez that he didn’t pass when through on goal despite rom have defenders around him.

Yes - he won 1 flick on header with his first touch. Big wow.

The guy is a deluded self obsessed set publicised. Wishing someone like Saudi comes in.

I agree. Inter were playing for penalties from the off... only after City scored did they go on the attack

Mind numbing ridiculous that anyone can think this absolutely useless c**t should be at Chelsea, the worst signing in football not just at Chelsea. Anyone who had anything to do with this signing should be ashamed. This useless piece of dog turd  was Tuchels final piece of the jig saw ffs. The arsehole dissed the club,  the fans, and showed his love for another club.

Absolute c**t.     
 

This chump can't even score from 4 yards in the biggest game of his career for his "beloved club"

Biggest bottler that has ever worn a Chelsea shirt. Can Todd just rip his contract already? 

38 minutes ago, Victor90 said:

I think a lot of the Tuchel hate comes from the Lukaku singing, and I can't believe I'm saying this but I can actually see why. 

Not even sure Tuchel had that much to do with it to be honest. Wasn't it reported at the time that Tuchel merely wanted an elite striker, and he played no part in suggesting Lukaku's name to the board ? The board bought Lukaku because he was the only "available" so-called "elite" striker, after they had already tried for Haaland and got knocked back.

14 minutes ago, Sexyfootball said:

Not even sure Tuchel had that much to do with it to be honest. Wasn't it reported at the time that Tuchel merely wanted an elite striker, and he played no part in suggesting Lukaku's name to the board ? The board bought Lukaku because he was the only "available" so-called "elite" striker, after they had already tried for Haaland and got knocked back.

He was beaming in his first presser after the signing was announced. Whether he specifically name dropped him or told the board to find a certain "proven" striker is by the by really, he was clearly very happy with his arrival.

58 minutes ago, Victor90 said:

I think a lot of the Tuchel hate comes from the Lukaku singing, and I can't believe I'm saying this but I can actually see why. 

I don't think it is, the main Tuchel 'hate' stemmed because he wanted Lampard I felt.

49 minutes ago, Sexyfootball said:

Not even sure Tuchel had that much to do with it to be honest. Wasn't it reported at the time that Tuchel merely wanted an elite striker, and he played no part in suggesting Lukaku's name to the board ? The board bought Lukaku because he was the only "available" so-called "elite" striker, after they had already tried for Haaland and got knocked back.

Lots of delight and praise for the signing and for Rom's early performances on here too.. . ..I even fell into the trap , I blame it on believing the guff Tuchel was spouting about the guy .

Mind you , he's not the only waste of money at the club now or in the past , we seem to have a knack !

Seems to have a habit of wasting big chances in the big games. Look back the last 18 months, the CL final, World cup knock out games, 2 cup finals with us,  the CL 1/4 against Madrid last season. Conte did get a lot of goals out of him, but there's a reason Conte had a poor record in CL with him. If Conte gets a big job tomorrow, doubt he will be calling Chelsea for Lukaku.

Edited by icecoolguy22

So it starts again with Inter comments .. they are also in a spot.. dzeko is 38 Lautaro only plays as a second striker.. let’s not give them Rom easily.. I feel we will get conned again.. 

8 hours ago, Sexyfootball said:

Not even sure Tuchel had that much to do with it to be honest. Wasn't it reported at the time that Tuchel merely wanted an elite striker, and he played no part in suggesting Lukaku's name to the board ? The board bought Lukaku because he was the only "available" so-called "elite" striker, after they had already tried for Haaland and got knocked back.

Talking about Haaland. If anyone want to see what happens if we signed Haaland instead of Rom, just watch city last two games. 

 

3 hours ago, icecoolguy22 said:

Seems to have a habit of wasting big chances in the big games. Look back the last 18 months, the CL final, World cup knock out games, 2 cup finals with us,  the CL 1/4 against Madrid last season. Conte did get a lot of goals out of him, but there's a reason Conte had a poor record in CL with him. If Conte gets a big job tomorrow, doubt he will be calling Chelsea for Lukaku.

And he scored an own goal that cost Inter the Europa League final. 

I don't know where the ego comes from. He's either bluffing or delusional.

Edited by Scott Harris

On 29/05/2023 at 17:55, timetowaste said:

Never known a bloke to have such a hard on for a club he isn't even owned by and most of the fans don't even like him.

That is because the alternative is coming back to Chelsea, where, if he has read threads like this, he will now know that he has been found out and is hated across the board. He is bang out of options.

On 11/06/2023 at 02:23, axman2526 said:

Hopefully Todd's visit to Saudi was him arranging a deal for Rom to go there. They will certainly be able to afford to pay him the big wages.

Now this is a GREAT idea. With the Saudis paying billions for sundry "has beens and past its" (N'golo exempted)  then Lukaku is tailor made for them.

3 hours ago, Bob stark said:

Talking about Haaland. If anyone want to see what happens if we signed Haaland instead of Rom, just watch city last two games. 

 

Haaland has now gone 5 or 6 games without a goal, Barren spell incoming ?? 😉

PS I didn't think City were much cop at all.

Edited by coombsie

12 hours ago, Sexyfootball said:

Not even sure Tuchel had that much to do with it to be honest. Wasn't it reported at the time that Tuchel merely wanted an elite striker, and he played no part in suggesting Lukaku's name to the board ? The board bought Lukaku because he was the only "available" so-called "elite" striker, after they had already tried for Haaland and got knocked back.

Don't believe that for a second. £100 million on one player and the manager has no input on whether he wants him or not? Not a chance. 

1 hour ago, coombsie said:

Haaland has now gone 5 or 6 games without a goal, Barren spell incoming ?? 😉

PS I didn't think City were much cop at all.

If Pep continue playing this way then I can see it coming but we all know they will be more willing to take risk in league game. 

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