God I miss Chelsea having a striker 

Absolute quality both in delivery and execution. You don't see Thiago Silva get bamboozled like that very often.

Might pour myself another drink...

Strap in if you thought the Brentford game was bad!

1 minute ago, Gol15 said:

You'll get more in the summer for sure... Felt to me like these last few weeks have been the coldest here in Sweden, snow and all...

Can we talk some more weather, please 

Oh no, texts coming in from gloaters. Well, replying is easy: where were you when we won it all? And: your precious cleaning brand were 4-1 up, and how did that end?

Cnuts.

1 minute ago, Gol15 said:

0:2 nobody is marking Benz...

He makes a run from the deep and Jorginho is watching him run past .. pathetic

That's what a striker is meant to do. It's been so long I'd forgotten. 

Another try next year.

Just now, Andy2461 said:

God I miss Chelsea having a striker 

What's that?

I can't believe I'm looking at the same team who won the CL last season. We are a shambles this season, an utter shambles. 

Predicted this, lads got careless and let Benz hurt us

1 minute ago, guddy69 said:

Why don't we get space like that when we attack.. 

because we pass around till the opposition defense is set before we try to penetrate

We usually play sh*te when we come out all guns blazing in the opening minutes. Lol.

 

Typical diving German - the teutonic Spaniards are right to be outraged

(Am I getting this right?)

Benzema has been unreal this year. 

It’s not the cb’s, it’s a naïve approach leaving way too much room for Vinicius, our midfield losing the ball in dangerous places and world class from them

If we could just pull a draw today...

The team is looking dead .. individuals pressing 

I sometimes always think to myself; is the elation of football worth the depression that comes with it? I’m going for a run before I actually break things in my front room.

we will reply with 5 goals sit tight

The defense is terribly out of form.  

Tbh Dave as left back, Alonso and Jorginho make us so predictably slow paced

I'm going to bed and hope we get a respectable result out of this.

Got a busy day tomorrow and can't afford a hangover

You can't be this sloppy at this level. Defensively we have been terrible.

AC is so sh*t can’t believe Barca are in for him.. the way he let VC turn on him .. school boy stuff.. 

Just now, thebluekid said:

I sometimes always think to myself; is the elation of football worth the depression that comes with it? I’m going for a run before I actually break things in my front room.

This is why I watch combat sports. I don't have to be invested In it anywhere near as much. Football is just far too agonising for me to enjoy it to the fullest.