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Chelsea vs Nottingham Forest (PL) Monday 4th May 15:00 GMT

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6 minutes ago, Scott Harris said:

Wait, really? 🤣

He's Paul Jewell's son (the former Wigan/Derby manager).

My recollection was that he once got in trouble for shagging his secretary on a photocopier at the staff Christmas party (although it seems that he has since sued the story out of existence). That said, the only 'evidence' I can find now suggests that he actually filmed himself having a one-hour bondage session with an anonymous blonde woman which ended with him finishing with (in?) her on the bonnet of his Mercedes (which is arguably even funnier but less tinpot).

The dates don't match up at all (decades out) but it's that funny that I've been telling people it's true anyway. f**k anyone associated with BlueCo.

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This is the most spineless Chelsea team I've seen in my lifetime.

And you know we won't see Jesse Derry for a while now.

We don't buy or reward performance or effort we pick players based who who the SD's want to play.

That's the reason the likes of Gusto, Garnacho, Enzo, Neto keep getting picked regardless of how badly they perform.

Players like Josh, Derry, Sarr, Hato etc.. have little chance of ever succeeding here when the team selection isn't even fair.

Edited by 2211

Failed project. From top to bottom this looks like a money laundering scheme if I ever saw one. No passion, no fight, no connection with the fan base, just a bunch of five clowns impersonating some Sporting Directors handed billions by another bunch of clueless venture capitalists that were probably looking to double their money short to mid term and then f**k off.

In what world all these Sporting Directors would still be in the job after so many failed transfers? How can they bring so much duds at this club and not be held responsable? Truly can't understand what is going on here. We truly are f**ked as a club if these buffoons will take care of the next transfer window and the appointment of the new manager.

BlueCo wake the f**k up and sack these c**ts and let football people take care of football matters. Enough if enough!!!

6 minutes ago, 2211 said:

Players like Josh, Derry, Sarr, Hato etc.. have little chance of ever succeeding here when the team selection isn't even fair.

It's even more absurd when you consider that developing young players is supposedly the be-all end-all of this project.

One mistake by a young player and they're banished never to be seen again.

5 minutes ago, Caps_Lock_King said:

Sarr?

Oh yes the CB we brought back in Jan…barely played

We brought him back for absolutely nothing - essentially ruining his development.

One mistake against PSG and never seen again, behind Tosin in the pecking order!

Tosin, Chalobah, Gusto and Cucu can make multiple mistakes per match and still get picked.

There's no way any serious manager wanting to win football matches would repeatedly pick these players unless they are being forced to play them from the board and the SD's.

Edited by 2211

15 minutes ago, Boyne said:

I'm going to watch the classic horror film, The Wicker Man to cheer myself up.

Enjoy!

I don't know what to watch TBH.

I feel like I've sampled every TV category in the last 90 mins - Horror, Comedy and car crash Reality TV.

Blueco, Burnley and co out, they know nothing about football and the history of our club. We are just a business to them, they’ve managed to ruin our team and put us in huge debt. Hopefully we will be snapped up by as a bargain some billionaire whilst we are in this poor shape.

4 minutes ago, 2211 said:

Enjoy!

I don't know what to watch TBH.

I feel like I've sampled every TV category in the last 90 mins - Horror, Comedy and car crash Reality TV.

Cheers. One of the best horror films made. Yes, the game had every type of TV category.12VIDEO_SPAN-superJumbo.jpg

Stuart Pearce said at half time when the team sheet came out Chelsea players should have been briefed to go all out at Forest from the off, but there was not even a hint of that.

Forest assistant manager even had his arm around Callum trying to pacify/patronise him at one point.

I cannot understand why we have a very expensive group of players being guided by an absolute novice.

The result wasnt unexpected the only surprise was that we actually scored a goal.

I wonder how empty the stadium needs to get in the second half of games together with the disastrous results for the powers that be, to actually make a significant change to off field personnel and or strategy?

That was a sleepwalking masterclass!

Edited by OTL

Never saw the game as I was at a zoo with the family - I was disbelief in what was reading

These lot have had over a week off and that was the performance they put in?

Honestly, even if they win the FA cup, I will feel cheated.

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