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Chelsea v Real Madrid (CL Semi-Final 2nd leg) Wed 5th May 2021 20:00 GMT

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1 hour ago, STATS said:

That @HavertzBroadway is the same guy who was named 'ZaynChelsea' on the TalkChelsea forum who got banned for constantly dissing Lamps. He used the same words and even made derogatory terms about the forum on there. He will try to wind you up.

 

"I had a look at the shed end forum and I am shocked: the forum is full of dinosaurs praising one of the worst PE teachers in the history of Chelsea:  Frank Lampard. They are partly hoping that we lose so they can tell everybody Lampard was sacked unjustly. (Which he wasn‘t since the players were fed up of being coached by a fraud). 
Besidws, they censor opinions they don‘t like - DISGRACE.

How can opinions differ so much from a forum like ours? After all, we are fans of the same club."

"My only regret is what could have been if we had sacked Lampard in the summer and got Tuchel in. Then again, he wouldn‘t have left Paris in summer probably...man, Frank almost f**ked up this season and the next one. So happy our board gets rid off losers as soon as it is obvious that they are failures."

There are many other posts where he has made derogatory remarks about Lamps too and will continue his constant trolling on here also.

I think he was probably kicked out of here before as well. Don't know exactly who he was in here, but his posts were familiar (that snoopy bloke came to my mind last night when I read him).

Anyway, WE ARE IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL!!!!

3 minutes ago, Backbiter said:

Seen Tammy miss from there!

So great to see the pain on Courtois' face in that shot. The look of a man who forced through a move to a team who had just won three Champions Leagues in a row and hasn't hit the same heights since. 

Now the team he left are in the final having knocked him out. It's too perfect. 

38 minutes ago, RMH said:

I think he was probably kicked out of here before as well. Don't know exactly who he was in here, but his posts were familiar (that snoopy bloke came to my mind last night when I read him).

Anyway, WE ARE IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL!!!!

There was also a ZaynChelsea on here. It's clear he is a serial troll. The sad loser will be back and banned again multiple times under different names I imagine. I really dont understand the thought process. I looked him up on the other forum(remarkably similar lay out, but full of people who for some reason hates people on this forum) I believe he called all of us sad bitches (or something like that) then went on to call the mods HIV positive pimps, dude has issues 🤣

2 hours ago, STATS said:

That @HavertzBroadway is the same guy who was named 'ZaynChelsea' on the TalkChelsea forum who got banned for constantly dissing Lamps. He used the same words and even made derogatory terms about the forum on there. He will try to wind you up.

 

"I had a look at the shed end forum and I am shocked: the forum is full of dinosaurs praising one of the worst PE teachers in the history of Chelsea:  Frank Lampard. They are partly hoping that we lose so they can tell everybody Lampard was sacked unjustly. (Which he wasn‘t since the players were fed up of being coached by a fraud). 
Besidws, they censor opinions they don‘t like - DISGRACE.

How can opinions differ so much from a forum like ours? After all, we are fans of the same club."

"My only regret is what could have been if we had sacked Lampard in the summer and got Tuchel in. Then again, he wouldn‘t have left Paris in summer probably...man, Frank almost f**ked up this season and the next one. So happy our board gets rid off losers as soon as it is obvious that they are failures."

There are many other posts where he has made derogatory remarks about Lamps too and will continue his constant trolling on here also.

He was here before under the same name and was a complete c**t then unsurprisingly. 
 

I’ll happily be referred to as an ‘old dinosaur’ if all I’m doing is showing some love & support for an ex-legend who came to manage us and gave his all when realistically no other c**t would touch us with a sh*tty stick. 

Better than being a JLC plastic w**ker who’s support changes with the wind. Once Tuchel goes on a bad run these people will be the first to turn on him and demand the latest flavour of the month comes in. What a pitiful existence that must be. 

Fabulous performance last night and it's incredible what TT has done with this team.

But I think it's fair to add that although Lampard was a great player, he is truly an abysmal manager.

This was him in January:

"Frank Lampard claimed Chelsea are 'not ready' to challenge for the top prizes"

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-9165879/Frank-Lampard-says-Chelsea-not-ready-compete-title-Leicester-defeat.html

We have gone from conceding 2/3 goals a game to 18 clean sheets out of 24. 

Sacking Lampard and appointing Tuchel was a stroke of genius by Abramovich, but a great percentage of Chelsea fans got this call flat-out wrong

 

2 minutes ago, Valerie said:

It's 1.15pm local time and I've done f**k all for work. 

I have washed my car in the garage of the apartment I'm Supposed to be refurbishing and that is all i have done today. I should probably wet my paint brush at some point but I cba

13 minutes ago, pamery said:

Fabulous performance last night and it's incredible what TT has done with this team.

But I think it's fair to add that although Lampard was a great player, he is truly an abysmal manager.

This was him in January:

"Frank Lampard claimed Chelsea are 'not ready' to challenge for the top prizes"

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-9165879/Frank-Lampard-says-Chelsea-not-ready-compete-title-Leicester-defeat.html

We have gone from conceding 2/3 goals a game to 18 clean sheets out of 24. 

Sacking Lampard and appointing Tuchel was a stroke of genius by Abramovich, but a great percentage of Chelsea fans got this call flat-out wrong

 

Why are people making a masterclass performance all about frank being sh*t? How about try talking about the match other then as an intro to abuse frank, yes he wasn't ready for the job but he stabilised us in his first season  and built a platform for what we are now.

I am open for anyone criticising anyone even SFL but why is this all coming out now? One troll mentions it and people come out from the wood work to jump on the same line. There is a frank lampard thread especially for talking about frank. If you want to slag him off that is fine but do it on the thread dedicated for it and not to try to bring people down on a thread where the majority of us want to show how happy we are after last night

Edited by Malta Blue

World observed how well we dismantled Real Madrid.  I bet Erling Haaland had just decided that he wants a piece of this as well. 

P.S
I wonder if Willian regrets declining that 2 year contract at Chelsea and becoming a no-factor at Arsenal.  Tuchel would have gotten the best of Willian same as he did from everyone else and he still would have played a big part at this Chelsea team.

13 minutes ago, Malta Blue said:

Why are people making a masterclass performance all about frank being sh*t? How about try talking about the match other then as an intro to abuse frank, yes he wasn't ready for the job but he stabilised us in his first season  and built a platform for what we are now.

I am open for anyone criticising anyone even SFL but why is this all coming out now? One troll mentions it and people come out from the wood work to jump on the same line. There is a frank lampard thread especially for talking about frank. If you want to slag him off that is fine but do it on the thread dedicated for it and not to try to bring people down on a thread where the majority of us want to show how happy we are after last night

Just a quick reminder on who this person is....by the look at their activity comes online about once a month and makes stupid comments like this

On 27/01/2021 at 19:28, pamery said:

Mount didn't make it far under a proper coach. He will soon be back in the Championship with Abraham.

 

58 minutes ago, Malta Blue said:

There was also a ZaynChelsea on here. It's clear he is a serial troll. The sad loser will be back and banned again multiple times under different names I imagine. I really dont understand the thought process. I looked him up on the other forum(remarkably similar lay out, but full of people who for some reason hates people on this forum) I believe he called all of us sad bitches (or something like that) then went on to call the mods HIV positive pimps, dude has issues 🤣

How dare he call us sad bitches!

cheryl hines show GIF

1 hour ago, Sexyfootball said:

Freeze frame just after the second goal went in ... possibly the most satisfying still of Courtois and Ramos I have ever seen LOL. Tibo's face LOL ... down and out ... and Ramos on bended knee ... Superb !

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My stream was quite intermittent last night, so I must have missed when TT brought Simon Cowell on.

8 minutes ago, RMH said:

How dare he call us sad bitches!

cheryl hines show GIF

I got that bit wrong, he actually only called us sons of bitches which I think is a bit unfair on the female population on here. He's either saying they are blokes or he just couldn't be bothered to mention them. Very sexist if you as me

1 hour ago, Malta Blue said:

Just a quick reminder on who this person is....by the look at their activity comes online about once a month and makes stupid comments like this

 

happy to admit I got that one wrong

5 hours ago, Bluesince66 said:

Bring them on.

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I just love the smirk "You know I got your number, Pep" on Tommy's face. 

Leaving aside the trolls, can we start talking about how that fugly "3" logo is ruining all those lovely pics?

 🥺

Or should we consider it as a lucky omen by now?

Edited by Brigadeiro

Manchester City won't admit it, but they're sh*tting themselves at the prospect of playing us. They would have preferred to play Real Madrid where they would have dismantled them with ease. Tuchel can more than hold his own against Pep, and the FA Cup semi final will give them food for thought.

To be blunt, anyone bagging Frank can go f**k themselves. The man is a club legend and helped the club during troubling times and if it wasn't for his extraordinary work last season, none of this would be possible today.

As for the performance, it's one of the most mature performances I've seen for years. Haven't seen us dominate a European tie like that for a decade or more.

1 hour ago, Jezz said:

To be blunt, anyone bagging Frank can go f**k themselves. The man is a club legend and helped the club during troubling times and if it wasn't for his extraordinary work last season, none of this would be possible today.

f**king Lampard - getting us through the group stages on maximum points. What a bastard!

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