I see we're not the only ones practically asleep @Munkworth

1 minute ago, sonic90 said:

kante's technique when competing in the air is probably the best in the team

That's because he can fly like Superman.

VAR?

1 minute ago, just said:

I'd like to see us add a hat and snood combo to really complete the outfit.

monocle would really tie the outfit together... might help a few players as well

We look absolutely toothless, and even more disjointed than has became our norm of late ...

This has been f**king rubbish so far. 

Is this the first time any of our players have met?

Being totally outplayed, sh*te passing.

We really are devoid of any attacking confidence. 

Brighton look like the better team… again

Tuchel going his nut on the touchline 

We have played about 105 minutes in a row with zero control of the event.

azpis passing has been poor

Passing out of defense has been terrible.

13 minutes ago, Valerie said:

Perhaps switch to a back 10?

Tuchel may try the recent Egypt 5-5 formation, The Pyramid Sphynx gambit

Edited January 18, 20224 yr by Ballack & Blu

Bloody hell - we string four passes together and get a shot away. 

Brighton knocking it around like Man City and we can't lay a glove on them and can't even put 2 passes together...shocking

Silky move there.

Then ridiculous from Ziyech

1 minute ago, sonic90 said:

azpis passing has been poor

Chalobah's fault, he didn't tell him he was wonderful and the best ever on the team bus.

How can you be expected to pass a ball with such sh*t support from your teammates?

2 minutes ago, Munkworth said:

Is this the first time any of our players have met?

As blind dates go, this one is pretty miserable.

37 minutes ago, Hall said:

Your hate for Lukaku won’t help the club nor the team. Sometime I think you would like to see the team lose so that you can say: It’s because of Lukaku. 

 

I take it that message wasn’t meant for me?

f**k meeee man

FFS Ziyech

Ziyech went from.being a baller compilation player on YouTube for Ajax, to a meme of how to be as useless as a chocolate teapot for Chelsea. 

That's more like it - we couldn't keep trying to build up in the same way as normal (with one fewer man at the back). Either someone needs to drop deeper when we are in possession or we need to be a little more direct.

Never thought I’d say this about a player, but Ziyech makes me miss Willian