Reading some of the comments on here you'd think we finished 17th last season.

2 minutes ago, thebluekid said:

It is true though. We’ve spent nearly a £billion and on what? A shower of sh*t. Chopping managers every two seconds and investing in a bunch of sh*tc**ts. Mount and James aside none of those out there would have donned a poster in my room growing up and that says a lot.

Club is gone from that upper tier. Save yourself the depression and go support your proper local team. 

Cheer up fella. Don't forget we've got super TT, he knows what to do.

Just now, Amputechture said:

Reading some of the comments on here you'd think we finished 17th last season.

We are certainly playing like a team that did. E actually look under coached 

4 minutes ago, thebluekid said:

It is true though. We’ve spent nearly a £billion and on what? A shower of sh*t. Chopping managers every two seconds and investing in a bunch of sh*tc**ts. Mount and James aside none of those out there would have donned a poster in my room growing up and that says a lot.

Club is gone from that upper tier. Save yourself the depression and go support your proper local team. 

dont worry we are gonna win the league youll see

7 minutes ago, Zeta said:

Well absoloutely nothing has changed since last season.

Still give stupid goals away.
Mendy still passes to the other team every game.
Still can't defend against counter attacks or any sort of pace.
Attack still create nothing.

Gunna be a fun season.

Nothing like positive reinforcement 😂

2 minutes ago, axman2526 said:

Cheer up fella. Don't forget we've got super TT, he knows what to do.

Well he certainly knows how to lose to Arsenal

Imagine losing out to Xhaka.. and Partey(isn't he the player under cloud?)

2 minutes ago, Amputechture said:

Reading some of the comments on here you'd think we finished 17th last season.

Ha, we might this season, lol

3 minutes ago, Amputechture said:

Reading some of the comments on here you'd think we finished 17th last season.

No, that's for this season

3 minutes ago, axman2526 said:

Cheer up fella. Don't forget we've got super TT, he knows what to do.

I’m not sure he does anymore you know…

5 minutes ago, thebluekid said:

In other news KDB-Haaland-Grealish linking up like they’ve been together for years. Pep magic dust being sprinkled on to that City XI. What a f**king team they have assembled. If they get their acts together they have to put out for Europe this year surely? Haaland hits the ground running and it is good night Irene for the rest as they are in their f**king pomp old boy let me tell ya.

I swear City (aside from CL.. but that will happen eventually) get all the luck, fortune and decisions right, everything just ‘works out’. Whereas with us, it’s such a mess we’ve even coined the phrase ‘one normal day at Chelsea please’. 

Go on bluekid, i feel like you are not done yet.

 

1 minute ago, CFCCAN said:

No, that's for this season

We could still sack Tuchel and go all out for Arteta you know, save our season before it even begins.

5 minutes ago, Jangz said:

I think Mandy can't play with the ball at his feet..

 

we need girls in bikinis at stamford bridge

7 minutes ago, thebluekid said:

It is true though. We’ve spent nearly a £billion and on what? A shower of sh*t. Chopping managers every two seconds and investing in a bunch of sh*tc**ts. Mount and James aside none of those out there would have donned a poster in my room growing up and that says a lot.

Club is gone from that upper tier. Save yourself the depression and go support your proper local team. 

I'm not supporting Toronto FC under any circumstances ...🤣  I follow my home team on occasion, Reading FC and they to are relegation fodder.   No I think I'll stick to Chelsea, I've had to endure the pain and success since '67' ..The team is like the climate, one season hot, the next a shower, then ice cold.

My first impression

1. we don't look sharp at all. If season start next we are screwed. 

2.Gallagher need a lot work playing this role (as expected, he played as goalscoring mid/10 last season) 

3.I don't understand what the point of playing kai as winger. 

 

I think it's fair to say that our lot don't really look anywhere near ready for the new season. Only 2 weeks away now.....

4 minutes ago, Zeta said:

Well he certainly knows how to lose to Arsenal

He does indeed. We are their Spurs lol.

4 minutes ago, thebluekid said:

I’m not sure he does anymore you know…

Of course he does, the song would not lie to us.

Poor fare on show so far tonight I’ll agree, but bit of an overreaction ? Perspective it’s preseason match getting legs & drilling tactics. 
Gooners appear fitter and more tactically aware than us in that respect ie preparation. Chill and enjoy a poor performance with no consequences! 

Just now, sonic90 said:

we need girls in bikinis at stamford bridge

What you moaning at, we've got @Munkworth in a Mankini!

Just now, Mod said:

What you moaning at, we've got @Munkworth in a Mankini!

i withdraw my request

CP, Alonso, Dave and Kova to the rescue.

Unlucky from mount but to be honest he has been invisible this half

2 minutes ago, Mod said:

What you moaning at, we've got @Munkworth in a Mankini!

Taken from @Mod private collection.