Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

The Shed End - Chelsea FC Forums

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Pedro Neto *Official*

Featured Replies

1 hour ago, Bob stark said:

It depend on your expectations. Neto is fine. He is not a star level player. 

Star level player is hard to comprehend in the current squad. Perhaps an easier way is to equate our current players to our forum members….

Starter for 10:

Level 1:

Palmer (stand out level) - @Valerie@loz @Mod

Level 2:

James - good on their day, but now past their best and usually injured. Overpaid. - @dkw @just @Zeta
@timetowaste@BordeauxBlue

Level 3:

Enzo, Caiceido, cucurella - struggles to live up to reputation and expectations - but reliable first team performers.  @PloKoon13 @LongtimerLurker @Nibs @Scott Harris

level 4:

Chilwell - bit of an outcast, and well past their best. But we still love him. @Gol15

Level 5: 

Mudryk - we want to adore him - but produces so much rubbish it makes it difficult .@Bob stark @Ukraine Bolt @Gordon Bennett @Edjmendy

Level 6 :

Gusto, Collwill - good potential, and a steady performer- we have high hopes for the future. @Simplymo @Victor90

Level 7:

Jackson - utter sh*t. Beyond saving. They should have been shot in the paddocks and made into glue @nonotnowjim @abister1

 

No offence if you have been included - or not included. I love you all in equal measure. Except anyone who likes Wacko….in which case you are dead to me.

Edited by nonotnowjim

1 hour ago, nonotnowjim said:

Star level player is hard to comprehend in the current squad. Perhaps an easier way is to equate our current players to our forum members….

Starter for 10:

Level 1:

Palmer (stand out level) - @Valerie@loz @Mod

Level 2:

James - good on their day, but now past their best and usually injured. Overpaid. - @dkw @just @Zeta
@timetowaste@BordeauxBlue

Level 3:

Enzo, Caiceido, cucurella - struggles to live up to reputation and expectations - but reliable first team performers.  @PloKoon13 @LongtimerLurker @Nibs @Scott Harris

level 4:

Chilwell - bit of an outcast, and well past their best. But we still love him. @Gol15

Level 5: 

Mudryk - we want to adore him - but produces so much rubbish it makes it difficult .@Bob stark @Ukraine Bolt @Gordon Bennett @Edjmendy

Level 6 :

Gusto, Collwill - good potential, and a steady performer- we have high hopes for the future. @Simplymo @Victor90

Level 7:

Jackson - utter sh*t. Beyond saving. They should have been shot in the paddocks and made into glue @nonotnowjim @abister1

 

No offence if you have been included - or not included. I love you all in equal measure. Except anyone who likes Wacko….in which case you are dead to me.

You laugh now, but once I shake off this dodgy hamstring and I get sold to the Real Madrid fan forum you'll miss me!

14 hours ago, nonotnowjim said:

Star level player is hard to comprehend in the current squad. Perhaps an easier way is to equate our current players to our forum members….

Starter for 10:

Level 1:

Palmer (stand out level) - @Valerie@loz @Mod

Level 2:

James - good on their day, but now past their best and usually injured. Overpaid. - @dkw @just @Zeta
@timetowaste@BordeauxBlue

Level 3:

Enzo, Caiceido, cucurella - struggles to live up to reputation and expectations - but reliable first team performers.  @PloKoon13 @LongtimerLurker @Nibs @Scott Harris

level 4:

Chilwell - bit of an outcast, and well past their best. But we still love him. @Gol15

Level 5: 

Mudryk - we want to adore him - but produces so much rubbish it makes it difficult .@Bob stark @Ukraine Bolt @Gordon Bennett @Edjmendy

Level 6 :

Gusto, Collwill - good potential, and a steady performer- we have high hopes for the future. @Simplymo @Victor90

Level 7:

Jackson - utter sh*t. Beyond saving. They should have been shot in the paddocks and made into glue @nonotnowjim @abister1

 

No offence if you have been included - or not included. I love you all in equal measure. Except anyone who likes Wacko….in which case you are dead to me.

How the f**k did @just get injured?  He just sits on his sun lounger drinking sangria and swapping tales about Ronnie Biggs with his neighbours.

21 hours ago, nonotnowjim said:

Star level player is hard to comprehend in the current squad. Perhaps an easier way is to equate our current players to our forum members….

Starter for 10:

Level 1:

Palmer (stand out level) - @Valerie@loz @Mod

Level 2:

James - good on their day, but now past their best and usually injured. Overpaid. - @dkw @just @Zeta
@timetowaste@BordeauxBlue

Level 3:

Enzo, Caiceido, cucurella - struggles to live up to reputation and expectations - but reliable first team performers.  @PloKoon13 @LongtimerLurker @Nibs @Scott Harris

level 4:

Chilwell - bit of an outcast, and well past their best. But we still love him. @Gol15

Level 5: 

Mudryk - we want to adore him - but produces so much rubbish it makes it difficult .@Bob stark @Ukraine Bolt @Gordon Bennett @Edjmendy

Level 6 :

Gusto, Collwill - good potential, and a steady performer- we have high hopes for the future. @Simplymo @Victor90

Level 7:

Jackson - utter sh*t. Beyond saving. They should have been shot in the paddocks and made into glue @nonotnowjim @abister1

 

No offence if you have been included - or not included. I love you all in equal measure. Except anyone who likes Wacko….in which case you are dead to me.

Fking knew I'd end up being Casadei. Nobody even knows I'm here, ffs :TaUNTinG:

10 hours ago, loz said:

How the f**k did @just get injured?  He just sits on his sun lounger drinking sangria and swapping tales about Ronnie Biggs with his neighbours.

His campari was just too far away so he pulled a tendon reaching for it....

On 02/09/2024 at 07:42, nonotnowjim said:

 

Level 2:

James - good on their day, but now past their best and usually injured. Overpaid. - @dkw @just @Zeta
@timetowaste@BordeauxBlue

 

I`m unsure whether to be furious that you thing I`m past it, or delighted that you think i was once good...

15 hours ago, loz said:

How the f**k did @just get injured?  He just sits on his sun lounger drinking sangria and swapping tales about Ronnie Biggs with his neighbours.

Hard life but someone has to do it. 🍸

542fba197812d67c7a2b0ea27e939e01.jpg

Edited by just

Create an account or sign in to comment

Recently Browsing 0

  • No registered users viewing this page.
Background Picker
Customize Layout

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.