squeeekky bummm

Our lack of composure is frightening 

Werner is embarrassing himself out there.

Hard to find the words how poor we are. 

Werner is just a parody at this point.

Worst part is that we can't even sell him. No one in the universe will match his wages so we'll have to punt him out of loan and cover a share of his wages to get rid of him.

Kepa MOTM for me

Kepa to Sarr: Well done. I got to be the hero again.

I asked what must Havertz and Werner done in training for Tuchel to continue not picking them. 
I see it now Tommy

can we squeeze one more attacking f**k up in added time, oh yes we can.

Wow, our whole strikeforce is awful.

5 minutes ago, enigma said:

We deserve to go out. 

Shut up you tart.

Well, I'm sure the neutrals enjoyed it, but that was a horrible game to watch from our point of view. 

Thank f**king God for that. Credit to Alonso, Saúl and Jorginho for sensibly keeping the ball on the left. God knows what they must think of us idiotic north Europeans.

I actually feel sorry for the Plymouth players and supporters, what is happening to me 

What a crock. 

Name a more useless combo than Werner and Lukaku lol

That was so poor. Not sure we deserve to be in the hat for the next round. Bar one or two exceptions, they looked like they still wanted to be on holiday in Dubai.

 

 

Werner - sh*t
Lukaku - sh*t
Havertz - Pretty sh*t
Hudson-Odoi - Mostly sh*t

1 minute ago, PhilH930 said:

I asked what must Havertz and Werner done in training for Tuchel to continue not picking them. 
I see it now Tommy

Havertz was alright. His main problem was being caught offside and not looking match fit, which isn't surprise seeing as he hasn't played any football for a while now. He also set up the winning goal. Werner though was woeful, worse than Lukaku, and that's saying something.

Werner and Lukaku looked like League 1 players lol

24 minutes ago, Valerie said:

I've just received my Chelsea training pants, so I've put them immediately. Counting on a Chelsea win now.

I like quoting myself 

6 minutes ago, forbzy said:

Werner is utterly uselss isn't he?

And yet he still played a huge part in what turned out to be the winning goal

Just now, Gol15 said:

Werner and Lukaku looked like League 1 players lol

Really? I thought the Plymouth attack looked better than them. Maybe League 2 on a good day.

Finally get a 2 week break and come back that sh*t? Mount injured too. Great prep for the club world cup without TT.

That was one big mess. The positive is we're through to the next round.

• Attackers are inept. Never seen so many of them all at once struggle to find the goals.
• 41 shots (2 goals).
• Forced to play into extra time despite a strong starting line up.
• Kepa's goalkeeping heroics at the end.
• Plymouth's goalkeeper was outstanding.
• Mount injured.

To sum it up, that was madness.

Edited February 5, 20224 yr by Jezz