40 minutes ago, Munkworth said:

Where did you get this footage of me?

You must be my better looking twin...well fancy that.

So glad I grabbed a few beers at lunch for tonight. I've needed them!

I watched havertz get into about 6 forward spaces in a row, call for it then it goes sideways, no wonder he isn’t flourishing 

sh*t it's dark in my living room, can't find my baccy

Just now, Nibs said:

It wouldn't - totally embarrassing reaction from Jorginho.

No it's not, but sure let's pretend that you're not biased so that I can explain some things to you - the reaction to fall after getting pushed like that is something that 99% of the players do in the modern game.

He should play Werner, who at least seems to get himself in the right position for some actual chances, even if he misses them !

Just now, Imran_CFC said:

Jorginho always has 1 touch too many

And he's currently been on the pitch 56 minutes too many.

Sometimes I wonder if players train heading the ball. 

2 minutes ago, dkw said:

Tuchel has had a huge impact at half time then.....

Exactly, the players remembered to sort of go in the general direction of the other goal now. All down to Tuchel.

This could well be the most boring chelsea match I’ve watch in a long time.

1 minute ago, Gol15 said:

No it's not, but sure let's pretend that you're not biased so that I can explain some things to you - the reaction to fall after getting pushed like that is something that 99% of the players do in the modern game.

It was pathetic and embarrassing, climb out of his arse for f**ks sake.

I’m that bored I’ve just started a Mexican wave by myself.

How on earth did we manage to concede two against Wolves last time?

Dave trying to bring out the old Morata routine...

Had an energy drink before this game and I was pumped, I'm shattered now. 

1 minute ago, Gol15 said:

No it's not, but sure let's pretend that you're not biased so that I can explain some things to you - the reaction to fall after getting pushed like that is something that 99% of the players do in the modern game.

It was horrendous, he barley touched him and even at that it was his chest and he went down holding his face.

Just now, dkw said:

It was pathetic and embarrassing, climb out of his arse for f**ks sake.

And yet the guy got a yellow card for it? Just stop being silly, I know you hate our player but calm down.

The worst part is that my drinking has slowed to match the pace of the game - I'm not even getting drunk!

Might have to have a w**k to shake things up a bit...

Just now, EdinburghBlue said:

It was horrendous, he barley touched him and even at that it was his chest and he went down holding his face.

And the guy got a yellow for it, you have no argument here.

For anyone worried the players weren't playing for Frank and we'd run away with this 4-0...

Still no responsibility shown from a single player, Turns out they're crap/don't care after all.

Good luck Thomas!

We could have a collection and bribe the tannoy person to put some booing on instead of the cheesy cheers.

What do we reckon Tommy Tactics is with substitutions? A 60 minute man? 65, 70?

If jorghinio stops then passes back one more time ill kick the f**k out of something...

How does he get a start ?

Just now, PloKoon13 said:

Might have to have a w**k to shake things up a bit...

A very literal sentence. You must be sober. 

1 minute ago, wizardous said:

How on earth did we manage to concede two against Wolves last time?

They had a bit more confidence back then. Since then, their form has been pretty bad.