He needs to go. Can’t stand him.

No Romeo and Juliet, this man is In Dire straits….

He doesn’t even try. He needs to go. Hopefully Broja and Havertz take the lead next season and we can either sell him or put him to serve hotdogs in the WestView bar.

9 minutes ago, RMH said:

He doesn’t even try. He needs to go. Hopefully Broja and Havertz take the lead next season and we can either sell him or put him to serve hotdogs in the WestView bar.

He had 18 touches today, stop h8ing.

Credit to our defenders who managed to make this Lukaku display look immense in comparison, bar Silva of course.

Poor again tonight. The only thing that would have brightened up a bad night would’ve been to put Sarr upfront and Lukaku at the back. Would have made me laugh and given us a new song!!!

JFH dragged him over the coals for his lack of effort. Rom have exactly what I expected of him and, along with Timo and Silva, are the only players I can say that about today.

We know Rom does not want to be here, does not want to play for us. TT can talk all he like about it being a point of pride to get him firing and that he believes Rom has that same pride but he is completely delusional if he really believes that.

Things Lukaku is good at

- a bajillion languages

- giving a thumbs up

- stroking his big ego

- pointing

 

Things Lukaku is bad at:

- anything fooball related except kicking the ball hard

Tuchel hooking a £95m striker when we were 3-2 down shows what he thinks of him as well.

20 minutes ago, timetowaste said:

Tuchel hooking a £95m striker when we were 3-2 down shows what he thinks of him as well.

Think he mentioned in his press conference yesterday Lukaku would play for about 60 minutes.

6 hours ago, Amputechture said:

Think he mentioned in his press conference yesterday Lukaku would play for about 60 minutes.

60 more than he should have tbh

He jumps like a fully laden skip!

I can't move on from the interview he did earlier in the season. It will forever tarnish the way I perceive him at the club.

Probably the worst signing we've made relative to the fee we paid.

I was banned from other forums for calling lukaku out, Kinda feel mugged off at this point!

Calamity! 

Hopefully we only pay the initial £20m we handed over and the rest gets sorted once they move him back to inter or w/e!

What a disaster this has been become. Another expensive striker fails massively. The club should have gone for Luiz Diaz and gone for him for half the price. 

I'll hold my hands up and say i got this transfer wrong, i was all for Lukaku coming here. I still think hes a good striker but he doesnt suit Tuchel system at all. Lets hope we can get a deal for him in the summer, Lukaku would be happy to go too it seems.

In the last 6 months in the PL...

Eddie Nketiah = 2 goals at SB

Romelu Lukaku = 2 goals at SB

This guy is worse than Torres. He's literally at least one of the top 3 all time flops at this football club at the moment.

Edited April 21, 20224 yr by Mana

15 minutes ago, jack_super_class said:

I'll hold my hands up and say i got this transfer wrong, i was all for Lukaku coming here. I still think hes a good striker but he doesnt suit Tuchel system at all. Lets hope we can get a deal for him in the summer, Lukaku would be happy to go too it seems.

I'll pack his suitcase for him and drive him to Heathrow at breakneck speed. If I get points on me license so be it    

His big sweaty head is really beginning to annoy me.

34 minutes ago, Liam said:

His big sweaty head is really beginning to annoy me.

I think he went bald for a reason

Some of our recent bigger signings have been worrying.

Lukaku almost a £100m counter attacking striker for a possession based side.

Kepa the most expensive keeper ever for one that was hardly known.

Not sure what this says about our board or whoever makes the decisions yet worrying. 

2 hours ago, strider6004 said:

Some of our recent bigger signings have been worrying.

Lukaku almost a £100m counter attacking striker for a possession based side.

Kepa the most expensive keeper ever for one that was hardly known.

Not sure what this says about our board or whoever makes the decisions yet worrying. 

Counter attacking striker. HAHAHA.

Dude, this guy can't find the net even when he has glorious chances.

 

7 hours ago, Kantesmini said:

I was banned from other forums for calling lukaku out, Kinda feel mugged off at this point!

Calamity! 

Hopefully we only pay the initial £20m we handed over and the rest gets sorted once they move him back to inter or w/e!

You're saying don't pay the Italians. Do you know what that means? Do you even own a horse?

Edited April 21, 20224 yr by just

3 hours ago, just said:

You're saying don't pay the Italians. Do you know what that means? Do you even own a horse?

Ha, Only a steel one! Im sure my gramps bombed that lot enough during ww2, They know their place!!