Rice must be worth 500M based on prices in the last window. 
 

We have zero in attack - we ought to take a look at that Abraham player - a bid of 125M should be enough.

 

 

We will get sucker-punched from one of these corners for sure.

Do we actually practice set pieces? It just seems hit and hope it clears the first man

8 corners and not 1 header on target

James won us 20 corners in this first half, we're missing someone that can score from the corner kick.

4 minutes ago, DarkMata said:

So training on Monday to include through pass, one two, and pass and move.  Cause this lot don’t know what they are.

I think that is already the routine- Mon. passing left, Tues. passing right, Wed. passing back, Thurs. putting it all together, Frid. day off, Sat. forgot what they did during the week. 

MOTD highlights will be something

This is tiki taka, but without the taka

What a painfully boring half. Broja on for Pulisic and Chilwell on for Cucu for me. 

When does motes get sacked again.. and can we put a striker on the pitch .. we haven’t looked like scoring for more than a 100 minutes now.

Guaranteed we're soam score from their 1st corner 😳

Gallagher doesn’t look Chelsea quality 

I have no problem with us having tons of possession but what is this nonsense. Switch kova with ruben and push both Gallagher and Ruben between the line otherwise bring Borja in. 

Declan Rice is absolutely fantastic by the way, can do both attacking and defending. I hope we chose not to go for a CM because he’s out target next summer. 

#West ham 😁

1 minute ago, DarkMata said:

This is tiki taka, but without the taka

They're a bit short in the tiki department as well 

Moyes plays more negative than Conte

Really poor half.

RLC & Gallagher is poor in midfield. So is Kovacic really but he's got an excuse as he's not matchfit.

Expect Jorginho on at half time and also expect him to improve us.

Gallagher is a worry. He's struggled in every game so far.

RLC lucky to stay on the pitch.

It’s no coincidence that so many of our attacking players struggle to influence the game. Our tactics are so passive and behind the ball that we starve any forward of service. 
 

take Havertz - he’s a great player. Just gets nothing. Mount slow start, Sterling all self created, Pulisic a passenger, Timo, Lukaku - the list goes on 

We’ll have to sub RLC - red waiting to happen now unfortunately 

This is so so poor. Why play our two smallest players up front with wingbacks? What chance is there of these guys scoring from a cross?

Jesus this is boring.

RCL will be sent off before the end of the game.

I feel sorry for Sterling. 

Left citeh for this sh*t. Could have been assisting Haaland week in week out - instead he is playing for Tuchel who doesn't know what it is to attack