anyone got a book recommendation for the second half?

8 f**king corners. What do you need on the end of one? Ans. A f**king tall bloke that can head the ball. Guess what Tuchel, we've got one of them.

Give Borja a half would you f me 

Get Ruben off as he is on a yellow bring Jorginho on and also get Gallagher off and bring broja on 

I still may take that nap.

4 minutes ago, Gol15 said:

James won us 20 corners in this first half, we're missing someone that can score from the corner kick.

We have to be able take one first

Half Time - we made it folks, well done everyone 

Nearly 300m spent and deadwood like Pulisic and RLC still starting after the window has closed.

Absolute shambles.

Really just terrible.

Edited September 3, 20223 yr by HazardousChoice

We are pretty stagnant going forward and need someone to inject life into our attack. Bring on Broja. I’m sure first sub will be Jorginho, tho

One of he midfielders off (probably RLC because of the yellow) and bring on Broja please.

5 minutes ago, Wembley67 said:

Rice must be worth 500M based on prices in the last window. 
 

We have zero in attack - we ought to take a look at that Abraham player - a bid of 125M should be enough.

 

 

Pass on Abraham. He scores too many goals for us I’m afraid and also had the audacity to score them in the premier league, would be madness.

absolutely dire - fabianski without a save to make. 

I continue to believe this is not a player issue - it's a system/coaching issue. Tuchel had the team playing with the handbrake on.

utterly joyless sh*t

Why is pulisic starting?

3 minutes ago, DarkMata said:

This is tiki taka, but without the taka

It's pretty much ring around the rosie at this point

1 minute ago, Valerie said:

I still may take that nap.

Are you saying you haven't been sleeping during this game?

Starting to wonder what is the point in three at the back in home games. Just slows us down and we’d do better having more attackers on 

Look like West Ham wanted the first half to be like this, now we should be expecting them being more aggressive and it's going to be scary.

5 minutes ago, azpi28 said:

8 corners and not 1 header on target

Not surprising when you field a front six who are all under six feet tall !

Did we even have a chance? Our attack is non existent. I’ve never seen it this bad.

Pulisic and Sterling as our strikers, and we keep crossing it into box. Jeez.

Boring game, but at this stage I’m just grateful we haven’t f**ked it up.

Someone have a proper link for the game? 

 

I finally heard some excitement from the commentator when the ref blew for half time!

1 minute ago, Frankie8Lampard said:

Why is pulisic starting?

 

When a physical team like WestHam puts 11 behind the wall it will be tough for sure.. 

don’t think Gallagher is having a good game too slow and labored and CC is again not showing up as amazing.. 

need mount or havertz and a change in midfield.. unfortunately we may have to take off RLC who was doing decent ..

This system is no longer working for Tuchel